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  1. theprawncracker

    eFX Collectibles to produce Muppet Replicas

    No, that's completely different Dwayne'o. The Sideshow Piggy is like a statue/doll-ish thing. This will be a full-fledged photo puppet, to scale, like Kermit, Gonzo, and Animal.
  2. theprawncracker

    Where do you keep all your muppets?

    Well... it's easier for me because I'm a teenager still currently living at home in my own room with no one else, so, literally, my entire room is Muppetized. From tip to tail--you can't look at a single corner in here without seeing Kermit or Gonzo. I have my Master Replicas Kermit and Gonzo...
  3. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *rolls out of bed* *groans* *groggily shuffles to the kitchen* *pours self a cup of--thankfully already made--coffee* *mumbles* Clifford: *chuckles* Good mornin' sunshine, long night? Ryan: *mutters again* Clifford: Hey, it ain't my fault the roof broke and you spent all night talking with...
  4. theprawncracker

    Half of the Stairs are Missing

    Darn it! Beth beat me to the review! Ah well... I'm just glad someone gave you one for this GREAT chapter, Lisa. Pepe was SO on mark here--he was perfect. I loved all of his lines. And I can't believe Piggy didn't jump from her seat and start clawing Leaper--but I'm glad she didn't. :p Everyone...
  5. theprawncracker

    Muppet Peter Pan

    GREAT stuff, David. Incredibly impressive. I love the intricate facial expressions you have on your covers--they're fantastic. My favorite on this cover has to be Scooter, he's just so happy and chipper and... Scooter! Love it. Great job, sir! :D
  6. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: There's a hole in the ship, dear Lisa, dear Lisa. Gonzo: Cute, cute reference. Ryan: Didn't you swing off into the sunset? Gonzo: Yeah, but I came back because I forgot my mold collection. Camilla: Brawk bawk baw. Ryan: You know... we would be wise to get off the roof. Rizzo: Too late...
  7. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Clifford: *currently in a state of euphoric stupidity, call back later* Ryan: *zips over to Kelly* That's right, here you are, one bag of poppin' corn, fresh from the popper, EXTRY buttah! Enjoy it! That'll be one GOLD doubloon! *hears the call of yonder naggy woman* *zips over* Yes Cap'n Tear...
  8. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Clifford: *sunglasses fall off* *eyes WIDEN* *mouth falls open* Hammana-hammana-hammana... Ryan: *scoots in* Hammana bags o' popcorn ya want?
  9. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Gonzo: *blinks* *holding Camilla* That's IT? *shrug* Suit yourself! Haha! *grabs random hanging rope and swings off into the sunset* Arriba! Camilla: *romantically* Brawk bawk baw...
  10. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Clifford: *shakes leg uncontrolably* *whacks penguin with umbrella* Get offa me, man! Ryan: I still gots'a the poppin' corn! Com'n get it! POPCORN here! Getcher POPCORN!
  11. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *walking around, no longer dressed as a pirate but now a salesman* Popcorn! Getcher popcorn here! POPCORN! Gonzo: *taps foot* Can I just have Camilla back?
  12. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Rizzo: *to Waldo* Sure, take a seat. Ryan: *to Lisa* Oh I do, Cap'n, I do regret it! Believe you me! Clifford: *to Ailie* Alright, Drooly, let's go! Gimme back my Spammy or face the wrath of my umbrella! ...That is so unintimidating!
  13. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Clifford: Spamella? Where ya at, girl? Gonzo: Extra Criiiiiispy? Camilla? Come out, come out! *spies Vicki with Camilla* Ah HA! *zips over* You're MINE! *strikes a battle pose with the pencil* Pepe: Hey, Ritzo? Rizzo: Yeah? Pepe: Did jou bring de popcorn? Rizzo: Do you know who you're talkin'...
  14. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: Wait! WAIT! LIsa, Cait, WAIT! *runs out of the elvator towards them* Hold on! *jumps behind wall* *jumps back out wearing a shower curtain as a robe* Lisa... Use the Forks, Lisa! Use the Forks... Rizzo: *pokes his head in* Is d'at my cue? Ryan: Yes, you nit-wit! Rizzo: Right! *pulls a...
  15. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Pepe: *samba'ing* Ryan: Arr! There be no time for that! ...Why is this elevator so SLOW? (On the roof) Gonzo: Avast ye scalliwags! DRAW! *whips out a pencil* Rizzo: Fozzie would be so proud... *pulls out a Sharpie* You'll have to wash twice before you'll get d'is out! Hah! Clifford: *draws an...
  16. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Clifford: *mutters* *climbs rope* Rizzo: Sheesh, I hate ropes... I've hated 'em evah since gym class! Ryan: This does seem to be way too difficult. Gonzo: And not nearly as fun! Why couldn't I have gone up like Lindbergh did? Pepe: We all would've preferred d'is, hokay! Ryan: Psst, Pepe... You...
  17. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Clifford: *pauses suddenly* Ryan: Arr, what's wrong Catfish Beard? Clifford: My hot-chick with big... character in desperate need of help senses are tingling! Ryan: ...So? Clifford: So now I've got somethin' to fight for! Forward, men! Before I kehaul all ya'all! *stomps ahead* Ryan: *blink* *to...
  18. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Rizzo: *devours jolly boat cookies* Okay, okay, I was wrong! D'ese are jolly boats! Ryan: I told ye, mate! Clifford: This is nuts... Ryan: Aye! There are nuts in the jolly boats! Clifford: *shakes head* Gonzo: We have to save Extra Crispy! She is my one and only--my sweety! Pepe: I did not...
  19. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *fires the kiwi* It's been done, Cap'n! Now! To the jolly boats, men! Rizzo: Problem d'ere, Sir Cap'n. Ryan: Aye, what's that Mister Long-Name? Rizzo: We've only got sad boats! *laughs* Oh, I kill me! Ryan: *scowls* I be killin' ya if ye don't get yer spindly little tail into the jolly...
  20. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: Arr, that is beyond me, Cap'n! I've no idea how they could've possibly-- Gonzo: I did send her back to the roof to grab my mold collection. Ryan: ...Cap'n, I'd suggest we fire Hook-Nose over with the kiwi, however I fear he'd enjoy it to much. I say we torture 'im by not torturin' 'im...
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