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<all three kittens tilt their heads to the right>

Tabby: Aw, not even a mustache? Ann: <stares at Tabby> Tabby: ...What? We're covered in fur. Why shouldn't humans have facial hair? Ann: ...I don't know.

Kelly: <tilts head to the left> Those tears would look better... if they didn't exist. Ann: ...Kelly, that's the nicest thing you've said all day. Tabby: Don't let it go to her head. I don't get it, though- why is he crying? Ann: ...He just got kicked by a girl? Tabby: ...Boys are...

Ann: So if they're both staying, do they keep fighting? Tabby: Let's hope so. This is fun! Kelly: <hums> <munches popcorn>

Ann: Well, I hope they're not done. They're pulling out puns, or at least the spoon guy is... Tabby: PLASTIC spoon guy. Ann: I can shorten his name if I want...

Tabby: <mumbles> Yeah, but it's great for the spectators...

Tabby: <whispers to Ann> What's a musketeer? Ann: <whispers> I don't know... Tabby: <whispers> Oh. ...Hey Saryx? What's a musketeer?

Kelly: Oh, sure! ...Um... Ann: <mumbles under breath> <a movie-theater style box of popcorn appears in front of Saryx> Ann: Great! As long as it's nothing animate, I can do it!

Kelly: <munches popcorn> Tabby: <sniffs> <smells popcorn> <looks at Kelly> Where'd you get that? Kelly: <shrug> It just sort of showed up. Tabby: Oh, okay. That happens in TV shows. Ann: Stop breaking the fourth wall! Tabby: Ann, would you look around? There ARE no walls! Ann...

Ann: <sits back and looks back and forth as Mairin and Jack talk, looking like she's watching a tennis match> Tabby: <whispers> Pst, Ann... Let's get better seats. Ann: <whispers> Where? Tabby: <whispers> Follow me. <climbs up Saryx from her tail to her head> Sorry if my claws get you...

Tabby: <stares at Mairin> ...HOW did you DO that? Ann: ...<stares> Kelly: Ooh, look at that man with the beard! You know what? That beard would look SO much better with a bunch of dandelions in it...

Ann: We should probably find a way to get him back to his own age... Tabby: ...Yeah... Kelly: <whistles Dixie> Tabby: ...<shrug> <Hums along> Ann: ...<shrug> Why not... <Hums along>

Ann: <groans> Tabby, what do I do? Tabby: <shrug> Why should I know? I didn't have any luck, either! Ann: Yeah, but at least you turned him into ANIMATE objects! Tabby: ...That's a big word for a kitten our age. Ann: <shrug> Tabby: <sigh> All right, all right, um... Kelly...

Kelly: <sniffs Jack/teddy bear> Ewwwwwww... Tabby: How do we change him back? Ann: Um... <mumbles something under breath> <Jack turns into a throw pillow>

Tabby: Well, it's just that I'm trying to turn plastic spoon guy back into a human, and he's turning into anything but, and now he's an insult to all cat-kind... <Sigh> And all this spell casting is really wearing me out. Ann: I could try something... <mumbles under breath> <Jack turns...

Ann: <approaching> What's so weird about that? It's easy! See? <hisses> Tabby: <sits down, looking at Saryx> Hey, Saryx? You know that down-in-the-dumps feeling you get when all the magic spells you try go wrong? Kelly: <sings> Everybody wants to be a cat...

<Out of breath from running, the kittens hide behind a burnt piece of what was once a wall of the Moppet house> Ann: Can't you <gasp> turn him <gasp> back to <gasp> a human? Tabby: I can <gasp> try <gasp> <stretches up and looks over charred piece of wood> He's <gasp> He's not <gasp>...

Kelly: <sings> I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! Ann: Listen, flying plastic spoon guy- you are NOT a cat. Tabby: I could make him one, though. Ann: Or you could make him human again. Tabby: Where's the fun there? <mumbles under breath> <Jack turns into a dog> Tabby: ...Um, well, I was-...

Ann: <tilts head to the right> Tabby: <tilts head to the left> Kelly: Why would you hate cats? Is it jealousy? Because, y'know, <sings> Everybody wants to be a cat... Tabby: <looks at Ann> <whispers> He must have failed pre-school. Ann: <Nods>

Tabby: But if we were gonna squish him, shouldn't we have made him into squash? Kelly: What's squash? OOH, you know what? That pumpkin would look a LOT better with glitter on it! Ann: ...Tabby, remind me next time that the silencing spell is only temporary, okay? Tabby: Got it. <mumbles...