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Hevej!! Long time no see. Here, you can take this mallet. I have a spare somewhere. Or I'll just use my face *bashes head against car* This is for Miss Piggy *and again* This is for Mother Theresa *and again* *woozily* This is for...Ert and Bernie *bashes head..again* This is for...*faints*

Hey PeaPea *high 5's PeaPea* There's nothing quite like bashing a car is there?? This is for Ole Kromer!! This is for Tabi!! This is for Anthony!!

I have never been so insulted on my life *continues bashing car with mallet* This is for Madonna! This is for Cher! This is for J-Lo!! And this is for Mariah Scary....

*DanDan enters* *runs key along the Porsche scratching it* DanDan: There can I leave now? *Fem faints* DanDan: What's the matter? It's not like I did this...; *takes off hat and removes a mallet from it* DanDan: This is for Tiny Tim *smashes car*

I don't have anyone on my Ignore list. How does the Ignore list work, is it not confusing when peoples' posts are missed out? :confused:

Fem: Ha ha, DanDan. You're a dance machine!! DanDan: I am no such thing. How rude *the spell is broken and DanDan sobs loudly* All I wanted was to give Mr. Moppet a happy birthday suprise... and now I've been turned into a lizard... Fem: But DanDan, you haven't DanDan: QUIET, YOU!! *sobs*...

You know it isn't just Beau's birthday. You people are so rude. I'd like to wish a happy birthday to "Bovegard" and "King Agrippa" too...

*suddenly the top of the cake bursts open* *DanDan comes out of it, wearing a red leotard and a sash with "Happy Birthday" written on* DanDan: *pouts* *coughs loudly* Oh dear me. It's stuffier in there than a baboon's-- Fem: DanDan!! DanDan: *starts singing* Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday, man!! Hope your birthday is- to use a certain person's favourite word- fabulous. ;) Lozzaluvandeverything else... Dan x x x x x

*knocks fairy godmother out of the way* DanDan: Don't you think I look incessantly more beautiful? *pouts*

Sorry, babe *adds MrsPepper to my list* I don't quite see why you'd want to be, mind you ;)

*DanDan enters wearing toga* DanDan: Don't even try it, Fairy Godmother. The boys can't resist me!!

I think mine is the Aunt DanDan blog. :p

God forbid!! :grouchy: Hold your tongue...

Is that irony? I think it is... :p Well done, Mr. Barry Lee. And now, the patronisation will end..

Has no one else heard the squeaking of the gloves??

Don't forget...blog...problems...DanDan....anyone??

I must learn vocab from you "hip young 'uns"

I do? That's the first I heard about this so-called "rocking.";)

Indeed, you are very special... :rolleyes: