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*takes off gloves and throws them at Jack* Bring it on!! But first.... *jumps out of window* *a door is opened and someone runs upstairs* *DanDan enters* There, all fired up. Jack is mine!

*covers mouth* don't say anything...don't say anything...don't say anything...

*pushes Marin off Jack* DanDan: Jack!! You fiend!! I thought you only had eyes for me. *takes out handkerchief with "blow your nose on me" written on* Oh calamity!!

*DanDan climbs through window covered in snow* DanDan: Wait a minute...this isn't Chinatown. Oh well...what's shaking with you people?

Kathy you're too wonderful for things like this to affect you. Personally, I think you should have explained to him that you were clearly more fabulous than him then had him sued for thousands of dollars, bought a plane ticket for me to come over to good ol' Florida where we could record our...

I'm so sorry I missed this thread, babe. Well I hope your birthday was fantastic and that all your dreams came true *three snaps for Beth* Dan x x x x

Can I add in big block capitals NOT DANNY!!!

Madknot present: "The Fruity Tribe" starring DanDanStrawberry, Lucy and Beauregard....more top MC names to be confirmed...

DanDan *shouts from outside*: DON'T ASK ME!! MY DOCTOR SAID IT WAS BEST I DIDN'T KNOW....*rolls down bank*

*jumps out of car window after CDs* DanDan: My babies!!!

*DanDan gets in car* DanDan: To the Queen's theatre please, and step on it...

*faints*

*DanDan arrives* DanDan: Where's that Jack?? I'll marry him, I while *director enters* Director: No DanDan, that storyline's over DanDan: It is? So where am I now? Director: You're ruining the scene, that's where!! Get out! DanDan: Sorry *leaves* Director: And... roll scene...

DanDan: If either of you lay an undeveloped knuckle-less finger on him I'll eat you faster than a hot dog on wheels. Jack and I are destiny, and no baby is going to get in my way....

*DanDan returns* It would seem the vicar and his "partner" have gone on a 3-day cruise to Amsterdam. So we'll just sit here and wait.... *15 minutes later* There'll be 53 bottles, standing on the wall

*at "That Lil Chapel* I can't wait to be Mrs. Jack, or Mr. Moppet, or whatever it is I'll be becoming. Now you don't move..*glances at the ropes Jack is tied with* not that you can. Mwuh ha ha ha!!

*grabs Jack and throws him into the lemon-mobile* You will marry me.... *drives off*

This dress *opens coat to reveal dress that she is already wearing* Fem Taeer hand-made it. Well...foot-made it. Now come here, help me get out of it so you can try it on!! Some of it's caught around my ankle, but you can just bite that off...

Now, I know I keep it well hidden, but I'm not a very conventional gal. So I was thninking, how about I wear the mango costume and you wear this lovely dress?

Yes of course, let's never fight again...after all. You are my future husband.