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I can't help it...Super Muppet simply is my home boy

Make Us Laugh(Funniest Member): Yonder Ryan. Three snaps for Ryan. Animal on Caffiene(Most Prominent Poster): Beauregard Short But Sweet(Low Post Count, but meaningful posts): Katzi428 Don't Eat the Pictures(Best Avatar): Hmmm...I'm gonna say Vic cos there are so many versions of it May I...

DanDan: Waiter there's a lemon floating in the toilet... Waiter: That's it!! Get out!! You are barred from this restaurant for 2 years!! DanDan: Does that mean I get to leave without paying...? Waiter: Well I suppose but the shame and humilia-- DanDan: Woo-hoo!! *strips and runs home...

*back at restaurant* DanDan: Waiter!! There's a moose in my hat. Oh wait it's just my head. Panic over!

DanDan: Sheesh, that pirate does nothing but complain...

Random man: Waiter, there's an elbow in my soup DanDan: Oh don't worry, it's mine Random man: Oh I see, *takes a sip from soup* It's nice Waiter: Oh thankyou, our chef made it from scratch Man: I was referring to the elbow DanDan: Thankyou! My secret is...polish *Winks*

DanDan: Waiter, there's an elbow in my soup Waiter: Yes, that's your elbow, madam DanDan: I see.

DanDan: Waiter... Waiter: *shudder* Yes madam DanDan: That perculiar woman said she liked my shoes, do you agree with her? Waiter: Well I must say that...madam you aren't wearing any shoes DanDan: That's right. Now could you remove the fly from my soup please? Waiter: Madam, there is...

DanDan: Well, I never did. Camilla Parker-Bowles said she liked my shoes. Waiter, you can remove the fly now Waiter: You've already eaten it madam DanDan: I see.

*points to Hevej* Sir! There's a fly in my soup!! Waiter: Madam....oh forget it. Would you like me to remove the fly? DanDan: Why in the world would I want you to do that?

DanDan: Waiter there's a fly in my soup Waiter: Madam, I've just informed you, you don't have any soup there. That's a bowl of celery. DanDan: I see.

*calls waiter over* Waiter there's a fly in my soup!! Waiter: Madam..er..sir...you don't have any soup DanDan: I see.

*watches scene at restaurant* Wow things are hotting up. Unlike my love life, I was supposed to be meeting my blind date here. I am a week late, but he wouldn't order without me would he???

*in restaurant* *throws bread-roll at Jack and "Mairin"* *hides behind menu*

*DanDan is at the next table* DanDan: *gasp* (Well...that was an entirely pointless and short post)

Well what we're hoping is to do a twice-weekly thing sort of like a Podcast but sort of not. If that makes sense. And Count, any info is muchos appreciated :)

BUMP! No one got any ideas about podcasts here? :halo:

H&M is my favourite shop!! Woop!! Plus it's covered in pictures of Madonna atm which I think is just fabulous lol. And in response to all the Paris-bashing in this thread, I think she's really cool. I know I'm in the minority though

*back at DanDan's place* *in bathroom* DanDan: :sing: This is the song I sing *flosses teeth* when I floss floss floss my teeth *flosses* I gotta keep flossing *flosses* or the lightswitches will come alive at night *flosses* and kill everyone I care about..*stops* uh-oh, that doesn't feel...

Ring? Ring? Ring? Goes the telephone? The lights are on? But there's no one home? Tick tick? Tock? It's a quarter to two? And I'm done? I'm hanging up on? You? Sorry got a bit swept away in the Madonna vibes there.