"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vic Romano]

Kyle, why do you always gotta' go and get weird on me every time we try and hassle my dad? Now quit stuffin' that goofy dragon mug of yours and help me rub this fiber glass insulation on the toilet paper in dad's bathroom.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *in a car, mutetering* *sees a fat young woman* Excuse me? Hi, my name is Beauregard Parker Moppet and I'm looking for a girl, can you help me?

Fat woman: *eats a donut* What do you need honey-bunch?

Father: Er...never mind...Vibs hates stuffing donuts...that's not her.

Fat woman: WHO are you calling stuffy??? *kicks car fenders and dents them*

Father: Nothing, you arn't fat at all. Really, quite attractive...in a quantity not quality sort of way...*drives off fast*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *in a random restraunt with not-so random Mairin(V...)* *feeds Mairin french fry* Oh Mairin my sweet, I'm so glad we decided to share a plate of french fries and a chocolate milkshake with only one straw...Oh this is heaven...I'm so glad I got back with the real Mairin and not some imposter...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan is at the next table*

DanDan: *gasp*

(Well...that was an entirely pointless and short post)

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... *reads book about Holland over and over again*

earwig on the wall: That boy has no life...

fly on the wall next to earwig: That earwig has no life...

Spider: *munches* That fly had no a life...

___________

Vibs: *somewhere most likely holding jack's hand*

___________

On a nearby corner, a very long legged, attractive, blonde young woman is standing, waiting for her bus to arrive...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *parks car and aproaches the traffic warden* Hi, I'm looking for a twenty-something who's a bit fairy to take home...

Butch traffic warden: *wha*

Father: ...because this person is dressed as some young woman and it's rather confusing...

Butch traffic warden: *punches father*

Father: *doubles-over* Even I don't get that...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*in restaurant*
*throws bread-roll at Jack and "Mairin"*

*hides behind menu*

 

[RedDragon]

<the real Mairin walks into same random resturant holding hands with Stranger>

Mairin: *Sees Jack, sees fake Mairin* <blink>

Stranger: I didn't know you had a twin sister...

Mairin: I don't.

Stranger: Oh...Then who's that?

Mairin: <shrug> Don't know, don't care...

<They walk over to a random table and start looking at the Menu>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *most likely holding Mairin(V...)'s hand* Yes...I most likely ham...Ham? No thanks, I'll have the soup. ...Wait...What?

*sees real Marin and Stranger* ...Wait...You're Mairin...And...And you're Mairin...And who are you? *reffering to Stranger* I don't like the looks of you...You're too strange and...er...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *approaches attractive woman at the bus stop* Wait...is that... *blink* It can't be...well, she has a knife strapped to her thiegh...it must be...Rosa? Wait! I know this trick...Vibs decided to become a certain female that she knows well...like Marian, or Grey, or Rosa...well, not Mairin, that would be stupid...*strides towards Rosa* Young lady. I need a word with you.