"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*watches scene at restaurant*

Wow things are hotting up. Unlike my love life, I was supposed to be meeting my blind date here. I am a week late, but he wouldn't order without me would he???

 

[RedDragon]

Stranger: I'm Ja-

Mairin: His name doesn't cocern you. All you need to know is he's a better man then you'll ever be!

Stranger: Wow, that's real nice of you...

Mairin: You welcome.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *walks into the restraunt dressed in pirate gear* Some bluddering barnicle stole me rum...it was you, wasn't it *waves finger at MairinVibs* or was it...you? *waves finger at Mairin real* It scertainly wasn't that weird weedy man next to *points at MairinVibs* her because he couldn't steal a thing in 'is life...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*calls waiter over* Waiter there's a fly in my soup!!

Waiter: Madam..er..sir...you don't have any soup

DanDan: I see.

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: *gulps* ... W-w-w-w-who what is... *pretends to be stunned* Jack!! Let's run, this is too freaky for me! ACtually lets take another sip of this soda, and then let's run!

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Rosa: ..... Out of ALL people in this world, Beauregard Moppet what on EARTH are you doing anywhere near me! ... AND would you STOP starring at my thigh! Do you think I'm wearing these super tight, hot-pants-like red shorts so that men can over-stare me like that?? *disgusted*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *stands up* I'll have you know mister pirate man that I am Jack Bandit the world reknowned crook!! *looks around* Uh...UH...I mean...Dack...Manbit...The girls...clowned...Book? Um...*sits back down* I need more coffee...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Enough, talk no more. Actually, get rid of those ridiculous super tight, hot-pants-like red shorts...I can hardly be seen walking you home like that...

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Hevej: So? *falls over from rum-drunked-ness-ish-ith*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *pokes Hevej with a french fry* Hmm...He's out alright...Excuse me mister Strange-Er will you help me with this pirate? Thank you...Oh and Mairin, go join Mairin over there, tell her I like her dress.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Waiter there's a fly in my soup

Waiter: Madam, I've just informed you, you don't have any soup there. That's a bowl of celery.

DanDan: I see.

 

[RedDragon]

Stranger: *whispers* You went out with this guy?

Mairin: Unfortunating....