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DanDanStrawberry

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*points to Hevej* Sir! There's a fly in my soup!!

Waiter: Madam....oh forget it. Would you like me to remove the fly?

DanDan: Why in the world would I want you to do that?
 

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Mairin(v...): ... *grabs jack's hand* JACK I need a new purse, blouse, makeup, sandals, eh .. you know stuff that older women well obviously not older just not 3 year old.. I mean young girls would want.. *runs out of resturant - runs back into the resturant, pauses at DanDan's table* .... YOU ARE A FREAK!!! I love your shoes though. *rushes out of resturant again*

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Rosa: .... walk me home?? Just HOW much selfesteem did you manage to get since last time I saw you? I'm waiting for my bus so step back sir or I'll call the police and tell them you stole... *checks out his car* .... my car! *checks out his outfit* and my shirt.... what? I tend to like manly shirts!
 

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DanDan: Well, I never did. Camilla Parker-Bowles said she liked my shoes. Waiter, you can remove the fly now

Waiter: You've already eaten it madam

DanDan: I see.
 

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Jack: *rushing out of restraunt with Mairin(V...)* HEY!! Take me back!! I didn't get my waffle yet!!!
 

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Father: If we just get in *rolls eyes* your car, then we can go home, and you wear all the shirts you like...but NOT now! There is a time for everything, and a season...or something...Look, I know you have the intelligence of a 3 year old girl, but please, come home with me now!!!
 

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Stranger: What was that about?

Mairin: Don't ask...

Stranger: Too late...

Mairin: ....Let's eat.

Stranger: Finally...

Mairin: Watch it mister...

Stranger: sorry...
 

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Hevej: *grabs Mairin's ankle* I'm not finished with you yet! Aye, and who is that strange...er...man with ye?

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Father: *grabs Rosa's wrist and tries to pull her*
 

DanDanStrawberry

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DanDan: Waiter...

Waiter: *shudder* Yes madam

DanDan: That perculiar woman said she liked my shoes, do you agree with her?

Waiter: Well I must say that...madam you aren't wearing any shoes

DanDan: That's right. Now could you remove the fly from my soup please?

Waiter: Madam, there is no fly. Because there is no soup

DanDan: I see.
 
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