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DanDan: What's with the angry look Fem? You want me to eat someone? Fem: Why yes actually I...*looks at Viq's terrified face*...no...no I don't DanDan. DanDan: Good, cos I'm full!! *stunned looks from all in the room* DanDan: JUST KIDDING!! ;)

DanDan: Well if my gut feeling is correct, which it naturally always is... *flashback* DanDan: *ontop of an aeroplane wing* I'm sorry Fem, I was sure this was the beach ....then we should be near Chez Moppet soon. *notices giant neon arrow with "Moppet Household This Way" next to it*...

Fem: *sniff* I look like a girl foot ------- DanDan: What are you guys talking about? You're always leaving me out of these conversations!! You don't want me to put my socks over your heads again do you? DO YOU??

Fem: Oh dear me. I'm going to have to wear a bag over my...self when I go out.

Fem: Oh Viq you'll be sorry when I tell DanDan about what you did. Where's your sister gone anyway? You stay right there...well you're not really going to go anywhere I have tied you to a chair...but never mind *looks around house for Vibs..or Viq whichever one is in Australia* ---- DanDan...

Fem: Viq, I'm afraid nail varnish is not something I'm used to. I've been given pedicures or "facials" as I call them by the greatest, but never have I seen nails like this! Please remove the varnish!! :mad:

Fem: Oh my. Very fetching I must say....I mean, you twins had better magic that nail varnish off! Or I'll tell your fathe....I'll tell DanDan! And she's usually hungry about this time of day!

*jolts up suddenly* That nail polish!!! I don't think the lid was screwed on properly!! *falls back to sleep*

*wakes up* Oh children, what are you doing down there with that.....nail polish?? I don't know what that is, but I don't think your father will be happy when he hears you've been polishing his nails- he needs those to hold things up with, such as pictures and shelves! Hehehehe, children, what...

*Snore* *Snore* DANDAN! PUT THAT DOWN!! PUT IT DOWN!! *snore*

Fem: Ahhh very good. Hehehe, kids. 17 across....kitchen implement....5 letters....third letter "O". Hmmmmm.....*falls asleep in chair*

*bounces off floor and lands in armchair where he was in the first place* Fem: *totally unaware of what just happened* Are you twins playing nicely?

*at chez Moppet* *filling in crossword* 7 across.....8 letters.....explosive tube filled with gunpowder....hmmmmmm.....ends in "e"....hmmmm...I'll come back to that one.....6 down, 5 letters, capital city of France....*sniff* Do I smell burning?

Yay Christmas! I don't usually get excited but I am this year. So yay!

Fem: Oh Viq, it was a long time ago. Now run along and play. Now I have some dynamite in my bag, which I have left unattended, because i had to confiscate them from DanDan. Come to think of it I haven't seen her in several days. But that's besides the point, when I turn my back I don't want you...

Fem: Well I'm not sure that Pony's such a good idea Viq. I once went horseriding and...well....let's just say I used to be two feet...

Fem: Oh no, but thankyou Viq you're so kind. I would like a nice cup of tea, if that's OK. Two sugars, no lemon.

*looks up at twins* Fem: *face-down on carpet* Mmmmph! Mmmph mmmph mmmph!! *struggles*

*meanwile, across town at the Moppet household* Fem: *enters* HEY TWINS! Word on the street is you babies need a babysitter. And every time I've ever met you you've been abnormally badly behaved. Hence, this time i know you'll be good. Now you be quiet while Uncle Fem reads his newspaper.

I've got no idea, what a disgusting concept!