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Still hanging around

Beastley Kyle: If only Mr. Moppet would find that laver again we would be free again.

Human Yakky: Ya, like will ever happen.

Human Biggy: Zzzzzz...zzzzzz.....zzzzzzz.....

Human Yakky: *kicks Biggy*

Human Biggy: Huh...what....*drowsy eyes*...I was having a good sleep.

Human Yakky: How can you sleep at a time like this?

Human Biggy: Like this. *falls back to sleep*

Human Yakky: I'm really starting to hate this place.
 

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*Food trays with fresh bread, clammy chowder, and some water is left for the prisoners in the dungeons.
 

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The Count said:
*Food trays with fresh bread, clammy chowder, and some water is left for the prisoners in the dungeons.
Human Yakky: Like I would eat that!

Human Biggy: I'm not that hungry.

Beastley Kyle: I am! *eats down all the plates* URP! *whips arm*

Human Yakky: That is just sick.

Human Biggy: You got that right.
 

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*meanwile, across town at the Moppet household*

Fem: *enters* HEY TWINS! Word on the street is you babies need a babysitter. And every time I've ever met you you've been abnormally badly behaved. Hence, this time i know you'll be good. Now you be quiet while Uncle Fem reads his newspaper.
 

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Viq: oh hi Fem. *waves*

Vibs: ... *wanders over to Fem* - *picks him up, only holding his littletoe* you are ... a foot. YOu don't read news paper and you don't babysit. Freak. *drops Fem*

Viq: VIBS!! Fem? Are you alright? Fem? Vibs, you broke one of his nails! *turns to the dazed foot* are you okay mr. Tæer?

Vibs: Viq! When will you learn that nothing good can come from anything that has anything to do with DanDan!

Viq: ... Vibs! It is not HIS fault that he's DanDan's gross, poor, pathetic, humble little excuse for a pet. He was just born that way... Or... cut of whatever he was on in the first place - that way!
 

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*looks up at twins*

Fem: *face-down on carpet* Mmmmph! Mmmph mmmph mmmph!! *struggles*
 

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Viq: OH! *picks up fem and puts him down so he's... foot-on-carpet.* There. Is that better? Can I get you some...icetea maybe? Or.. foot lotion?

Vibs: *is disgusted*
 

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Fem: Oh no, but thankyou Viq you're so kind. I would like a nice cup of tea, if that's OK. Two sugars, no lemon.
 

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Viq: oh.. well I can't actually boil tea Fem.I was just trying to be nice. I can conjure up a nice homecooked meal and a pony though if you'd like.

Vibs: *to camera* ... Why a pony!?
 

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Fem: Well I'm not sure that Pony's such a good idea Viq. I once went horseriding and...well....let's just say I used to be two feet...
 
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