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Well...they did seem awfully crystal...but *spies the plastic ones on a shelf* Tell you what? Shall I break those as well *goes over and smashes plastic glasses with a mallet*

I was hoping you would ask that question! Well you see, PeaPea said it had been over 7 hours since her last big clean-up. So I had the idea that she could clean Fem. But he wasn't dirty, so I decided to cover him head to toe...well....toe to toe really...in honey. But unfortunately the bees got...

*crawls out of dishwasher* No you silly Billy, it's me! DanDan!! Here, I got you a souvenir *hands father a plate*

*opens dishwasher door* GUESS WHO!!

*noise comes from inside the moppet's dishwasher*

Gah! I forgot to send a pic! Gah!

Just curious, have we all started our Christmas ritual of watching the Christmassy muppet films yet? I must confess I have not watched any yet myself, how about you lot? And how many times?

Fem: Well, Drue's been de-lumpified, DanDan's back to normal...it looks like this saga is well and truly over..... DanDan: Pig fight!! *throws pig at Fem* Fem: *shudder* I forgot about this.... DanDan: Come on, let's go home. I call shotgun!! Fem: But you're driving DanDan: I like to...

Fem: Oh yes, provided I sit on someone's lap of course....DanDan?? Is that OK?? I know you don't like my foot odour! DanDan!! Wake up! DanDan: *back to classic DanDan* My rake!! Where is it???

DanDan: *still fainted* Fem: Oooh I can't wait for my first ride in the ol' lemon car. And it'll be nice being allowed on the seats again, now that I'm not a dog, eh DanDan? Eh? DanDan? DanDan??? DanDan: ...

(hahaha Count! You beat me to that joke) DanDan: I'm turning blue! What's going on? Fem: This is how you are! DanDan: Blue?? Fem: Yes!! You're a freak!!! DanDan: I'm a *flashback to riding a sheep through a train station* freak? But how? When? Fem: You were always a freak. We just...

DanDan: *wakes up* Spell? What spell? I hope you're referring to spelling and grammar in the Heat magazine crossword!! You are! Aren't you? Fem: No DanDan, your normality spell's wearing off DanDan: I'm under a spell?? :eek: Fem: Yes! Don't you remember what your life was like before all...

*meanwhile in the waiting room* *Fem enters in foot form* Fem: DanDan??? What are you doing here??? DanDan: Oh lord, a talking foot *faints* *wakes up* *faints again* Fem: Oh lord...*DanDan wakes up* DanDan: What on earth! A talking...foot! This is even more insane then the time I...

DanDan: *poking head around door* Yeah, Nurse Elvis. A little less conversation- a little more action please! *more tumbleweed rolls past* Get it? It's an Elvis song? And...? No..?

I voted for Rainbow Connection but I now regret it as I like Bein' Green better and I like the message of it better :p

DanDan: *goes over to coffee machine* Oh there's no sugar left, I used it all in my 50 other cups of coffee since I've been in this waiting room. Looks like I'll have to "love me Splenda" today. Get it? Splenda...? Instead of....and love me tender....and Elvis....no...?

I thought there seemed to be an awful lot of Elvises about. Hmmm...I wonder if they'd pose for a photo. But you know what they say, too many Elvises spoil the broth....*tumbleweed rolls past* Oh I forgot they cloned tumbleweed here too.

RIP Mr. Lennon. He was a fantastic musician, a fantastic...protest-y person, he always made sure his views were heard and he was just overall a fun, crazy guy. What a loss...

*back at the hospital* Drue I've got some good news, that giant tomato with the spear through its head has just gone in- that means you're next! Actually I don't know whether it was its head or its body...it was a tomato after all. Never mind, you're next anyway

Today I learned that my school coat is entirely impractical and does a godawful job of keeping me warm. *shiver*