"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *goes over to coffee machine* Oh there's no sugar left, I used it all in my 50 other cups of coffee since I've been in this waiting room. Looks like I'll have to "love me Splenda" today. Get it? Splenda...? Instead of....and love me tender....and Elvis....no...?

 

[Lucy]

Nurse Elvis: SECURITY! Send this clown to hospital jail on the 5th floor. I hope you like dancing...they do the Jailhouse Rock up there...

Drue: Delumpifying?!!!? PLEASE?!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *poking head around door* Yeah, Nurse Elvis. A little less conversation- a little more action please! *more tumbleweed rolls past* Get it? It's an Elvis song? And...? No..?

 

[Lucy]

Nurse Elvis: Take him away Security Elvis!

Drue: Lump situation not getting any unlumpier!!

PeaPea: Quiet, Drue. They might start singing...I've been waiting years for this!! *gets out camera and sound recorder* i can put this on the internet and finally the people in the Elvis forum will believe he's still alive!!
*faints with joy*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile in the waiting room*

*Fem enters in foot form*

Fem: DanDan??? What are you doing here???

DanDan: Oh lord, a talking foot *faints* *wakes up* *faints again*

Fem: Oh lord...*DanDan wakes up*

DanDan: What on earth! A talking...foot! This is even more insane then the time I actually bought Bella magazine instead of Chat...*faints again*

Fem: DanDan! Wake up

DanDan: *wakes up* Fem? Is that you? No...it can't be. You're a dog! You ain't nothing but a hound dog!!!!!

Fem: Yes I was but...the spell must be wearing off!!

DanDan: Spell? What spell...? *faints*

Fem: Oh dear lord...

 

[Lucy]

Security Elvis: No uncovered feet in the hospital jail! Gosh, talk about your suspicious minds...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *wakes up* Spell? What spell? I hope you're referring to spelling and grammar in the Heat magazine crossword!! You are! Aren't you?

Fem: No DanDan, your normality spell's wearing off

DanDan: I'm under a spell??

Fem: Yes! Don't you remember what your life was like before all this silly magazine-reality-TV-celebrity-stalking-tea-and-coffee you do nowadays? Don't you remember the watering cans and umbrellas and mushrooms and udders?

DanDan: Wateri....umb....mudd...ers? What's happening?

Fem: *holds up mirror* Look at yourself!

DanDan: Eeeek! My nose! It's turning blue!!

Fem: Oh lord...I've been watching too many Tim Burton movies...

 

[The Count]

Jailor Elvis: Guess it'll be a blue Christmas this year.

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Hey, DanDan, what's up? Oh, I see you are taking the advice of top fashionista Nicky Hambleton Jones and going back to blue - it's this seasons' hottest colour...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

(hahaha Count! You beat me to that joke)

DanDan: I'm turning blue! What's going on?

Fem: This is how you are!

DanDan: Blue??

Fem: Yes!! You're a freak!!!

DanDan: I'm a *flashback to riding a sheep through a train station* freak? But how? When?

Fem: You were always a freak. We just thought we'd love you more if you were normal!

DanDan: And *flashback to wearing an afro wig and dancing the limbo holding an ironing board* did you??

Fem: No!! How could we??

DanDan: *watches through window as VW bug changes into giant lemon* But when I'm a freak won't you miss me?

Fem: Oh per-lease nothing eventful's happened since you become normal

DanDan: But what about...*hair changes to orange* MY HAIR!! *faints*