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I do not feel threatened by a black Santa. I do not feel threatened by a black Jesus either. I don’t even feel threatened by your hysterics on social problems that only exist in your head. Go out and get some fresh air. You’ve been staring at your screen too long.

The cashiers at ALDI do get to sit. But when they’re not ringing up customers, they’re restocking shelves, rolling out pallets, and other tasks. We also have a store up here called Trader Joe’s (they’re spread out pretty wide). They sell some exotic cheeses, pastries, and things you can’t find...

Not exactly about food, but curious. Here in New Jersey the big supermarket chain is ShopRite. There’s also a few ALDI stores. Kings is where the rich people shop, and even a few Acme still exist. But do any of you have stores where the shopping carts are chained together, and to get one you...

I was surprised it took so long to get Charlie Benson banned. It makes me wonder how he managed to sneak in under the radar and then start his spamming spree. Cory S. Probably had some psychological maladjustment, but he was basically harmless. The most grievous thing he would post is “Long...

If it was up to me, Santa Claus closing the Thanksgiving Day Parade would be the first sign of Christmas. But I understand how the retail industry works, and you gotta move this merch out the door. No sooner has the turkey hit your stomach, people are gearing up for tomorrow. Only 30 days to...

There has to be a church or a shelter or something nearby that’s open. That way you can have more than a TV dinner and you won’t be alone. If you were closer, I’d have you over here. We actually had our big Thanksgiving dinner on Tuesday, and we have plenty left over. My wife is working today...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. And please remember even more than turkey or football, to give thanks for all you have. Peace.

My friend sent me a few TikTok videos of people pulling pranks. I didn’t know this was a thing on TikTok. One was particularly good. On a random street corner, someone left a backpack. Various people would pick it up and steal it. As they ran away, they didn’t know the backpack was attached to a...

I’ve only had two brand new cars, that I could say I put all the miles on. Until I graduated college, I had four cars that were family hand-me-downs. They were all at least ten years old, had well over 100,000 miles on them, and have all seen better days. But when you’re 17, all that mattered...

I always drove smaller cars because you never knew when gas prices would go up. Back in 1991 I had a little Dodge Omni that got 40 miles to the gallon, and at the time gas was only 99 cents. But because my commute was 30 miles each way, I racked up miles pretty fast. Imagine though. You could...

Cracklin’ Oat Bran is one of my favorites. Never gets soggy, and the fiber really cleans your plumbing really good. However, even back in the 70s, it was probably the most expensive cereal at five bucks a throw. But well worth it.

The standard protocol would be take him to the police station and put him in the drunk tank. He was underage drinking (which went on when I was that age, but if you don’t make a scene, no one will bother you). Having an open bottle, strike one. Acting belligerent, strike two. As soon as he puts...

Homemade is the best. Store bought are salt bombs. Swanson does make an unsalted version which I use a lot for cooking.

I never put sugar on rice, unless you’re trying to make rice pudding. To give rice flavor, chicken broth works great.

Oh, he went three days without his Xbox? Cry me a river. Tou won’t believe this is me saying this, but if this punk was my son, a few things will change. 1) Let’s shoot him with a BB gun and see how painless it is. 2) AAA can get your locked keys out of the car with this thing called a...

Poor parenting. If that was my kid his a$$ would be hauled off to Juvee so fast his head would spin. First, I wouldn’t spoil him like that. Second, I’d discipline him so bad I’d probably end up in jail. Third, if he ever talked back to my wife like that, I’d make an example out of him. Fourth...

Since Taylor Swift triggers you so easily, you better hang on to your skull. She and Trump are having a baby together. If it’s a girl, they’ll call it Orange Marmalade. If it’s a boy, they’ll name it Tang. Sleep tight.🥶

I found out a little more about Mel Leven, probably the best voice artist you never heard of. In the late 50s he and his ukulele did a few shorts for UPA, one especially noteworthy called “The Three-Horned Flink”. By the late 60s, most studios shut down their animated shorts departments because...

I almost forgot I started this thread. Hard to believe my fight was almost forty years ago. My mom was horrified I got in a fight, and that someone would dare hurt her little baby. My dad was pleased as punch I slugged this guy. As I was led out of school (I got three days suspension), my dad...

I try to steer clear of stereotypes, and judge people as individuals. What would Millenials do if the generation after them decide they like avocado toast too? Have a meltdown? Sue for generational infringement? “Hey, you born in the Zeroes! Hands off my toast and stay in your lane!” Is there a...