The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Piggy The Frog]

: How can you be friends with them, Ma? They're always heckling me!
: Well, we have to find some way to amuse ourselves.
: If you don't like the show, why are you there every week?
: Huh. Good question.

 

[Mo Frackle]

: If you don't like the show, why are you there every week?

: Hey, it's beats the ballet.
: Not to mention awful vampire love stories.
: And the opera.
: And realitly TV shows.
: Hey, except for the ones with the bikinis!

 

[MissMusical12]

Who would've known Statler and Waldorf hated Twilight?
: And Jersey Shore.
Oh well. As long as they like Titanic, then I'm good.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*hears Statler and Waldorf singing "My Heart Will Go On"* I think you're in luck, MissMusical12.

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Yeah, we don't mind the song.
: It's the movie we don't like!
: Yeah, that movie really sank!
Both: Do ho ho ho ho!

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Wait, aren't one of you a Titanic survivor?

Statler and Waldorf:....

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Wait, aren't one of you a Titanic survivor?

Statler and Waldorf:....

: Aaaaaaah! Good one!

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Hey, we knew Adam and Eve.
: Yeah, Adam Sandler and Eve Plumb.
Both: Do ho ho ho!

 

[tutter_fan]

: AND NOW, HERE"S A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!!!!! We know that during the earlier part of this party we're all in, someone had started stealing noses, and so far, no one knows who is responsible for the nose snatching! If any news breaks in, you'll be the first one to know!

 

[Slackbot]

[Cantus looks at his punch glass. Either he's drunk too much, or not enough.]