The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Piggy The Frog]

: Good enough! *takes slip and gobbles it up* Thank you!

 

[Mo Frackle]

Yeah, sure. Glad I could help.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Robin: *falls asleep on top of the piano*

Awwww, the poor little guy's exhausted from all the partying!

 

[Teheheman]

Cool. It's not gonna work, but let's see what happens *Puts on mistletoe hat*

Daniel

 

[galagr]

Robin, robin, you gotta wake up...................

Robin: (groggily) Huh? Oh, hello galagr, just ( yawn ) give me five more minutes.....( dozes off )

Ok, buddy, and after you wake up we can play "Pin the Tail on the Penguin".
: Wak?
Er, I mean pin the tail on the Chicken
: Bawk?
(Sigh) I mean pin the tail on the food object
Muppet Carrot: I take ofense to that statement.
You know what? Let's just drink eggnog after he wakes up.

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Egg Nog, Eggy nog......................

 

[Twisted Tails]

Uh, galagr, you forgot that Dr. Phil Van Neuter took the egg nog, I mean... never mind I will come back with more egg nog.
Colette Muppet - No, dear, you can't go out there, that storm is WICKED.
Okay, then I will have coffee.
COFFEE! COFFEE! AHAHAHA!
What the hey? ANIMAL! Okay, the cookies are out, I'm out of friutcake because the penguins ate it.
WA WA WA WA
Then, WHO HAS MY SWEATER?
BAWk BAWK!
Chickens? Then you what? This ia a DISASTER! What should I do now?

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*walks in*

You are all WIERDOS!

*walks out*

 

[Mo Frackle]

*Canned laughter and applause*

 

[MissMusical12]

*Canned laughter and applause*

That definitely wasn't funny.
: Eh? I can make tings funnier.
: Wait wait wait! I thought I was the funny one here.
You are, Fozzie.
: Oh good! 'Cause I got this great new joke. Wanna hear it?
Sure.
: So...a midget is working at a mall during the Christmas season. You know...when you see all those Santas at the malls and stuff. So anyways, a little girl sees the midget and yells out "Mommy! It's the Little Saint Nick!" Ahhh! Wocka wocka!

 

[Mo Frackle]

That definitely wasn't funny.
: Eh? I can make tings funnier.
: Wait wait wait! I thought I was the funny one here.
You are, Fozzie.
: Oh good! 'Cause I got this great new joke. Wanna hear it?
Sure.
: So...a midget is working at a mall during the Christmas season. You know...when you see all those Santas at the malls and stuff. So anyways, a little girl sees the midget and yells out "Mommy! It's the Little Saint Nick!" Ahhh! Wocka wocka!

: Hey, bear, you're doing it all wrong.
: Yeah, you're too close to the audience. Back it up some.
: *backs up* How's that?
: Further.
How far?
: Got a car?
: Do ho ho ho1