The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Twisted Tails]

: Hey, bear, you're doing it all wrong.
: Yeah, you're too close to the audience. Back it up some.
: *backs up* How's that?
: Further.
How far?
: Got a car?
: Do ho ho ho1

Oh, good grief! It's those hecklers again. (sighs)
Oh, I feel so terible (sighs)
Fozzie, what's wrong?
I rather not talk about it.
Fozzie, I thought your jokes... well they were funny to me.
You like my jokes?
Yeah, Foz! I thought they were good. Well, I.... Mo, can you talk to himn. I am (yawns) so tired.

 

[Mo Frackle]

Oh, good grief! It's those hecklers again. (sighs)
Oh, I feel so terible (sighs)
Fozzie, what's wrong?
I rather not talk about it.
Fozzie, I thought your jokes... well they were funny to me.
You like my jokes?
Yeah, Foz! I thought they were good. Well, I.... Mo, can you talk to himn. I am (yawns) so tired.

Hey, Fozzie, come on! Your jokes are classic! That's what makes 'em so darn good. They're classic.

Speaking of classic, who's up for an Ed Wood movie, eh?

 

[The Count]

*walks in*

You are all WIERDOS!

*walks out*

: And proud of it too!

 

[Mo Frackle]

: And proud of it too!

: Fer sure!

 

[Twisted Tails]

(singing) Deck the halls with boughs of.... PENGUINS ON MY BED! Guys! GET OFF MY BED! Shoo!

(peguins waddle off my bed)

(Yawns) Now I am really tired. Lots of sleep and... AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Can's a rat have privacy here.
Then, why are sleeping on my bed... never mind, I am going to find another bed. (sighs)

 

[Mo Frackle]

Okay, I got the director's cut of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Bride of the Monster" with audio commentary by Ben Stein.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Okay, I got the director's cut of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Bride of the Monster" with audio commentary by Ben Stein.

Ooooh, let's watch both!

 

[Mo Frackle]

Ooooh, let's watch both!

: At the same time? What a terrific idea! And what great movie choices.
: Yes, I do quite enjoy science fiction.
: Hey, Statler, what do you think is worse? Watching the Muppets or watching an Ed Wood movie?
: Watching an Ed Wood movie with the Muppets.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

: I've been meaning to ask... Who invited those old guys?

 

[Mo Frackle]

: I've been meaning to ask... Who invited those old guys?

Emily: They're friends of mine Fozzie. They come and visit me every Christmas.