The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

[Vincent L]

I heard the weirdest bird call today, not like any I've ever heard.

 

[Hubert]

So I go to this restaurant with some of my relatives today, and across the room from us, there was some woman who just continued to stare at us almost constantly. It was extremely weird...even when she was talking to the woman she was with, she kept glancing over at us like we were going to pull out guns or something. None of us ever even knew or saw her before...

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Well that's no more weirder than sitting in a Chinese eatery and having this kid stare at you because your eating with chopsticks. And then having someone come over and ask you to give them a chopstick lesson.

 

[newsmanfan]

So I go to this restaurant with some of my relatives today, and across the room from us, there was some woman who just continued to stare at us almost constantly. It was extremely weird...even when she was talking to the woman she was with, she kept glancing over at us like we were going to pull out guns or something. None of us ever even knew or saw her before...

I keep telling you not to let the lizards dangle from your nostrils WHILE you eat. Save 'em for after.
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[Hubert]

Well that's no more weirder than sitting in a Chinese eatery and having this kid stare at you because your eating with chopsticks. And then having someone come over and ask you to give them a chopstick lesson.

At least he had a reason, however bad, for it. I'm still trying to figure out what this was all about...

 

[Pinkflower7783]

At least he had a reason, however bad, for it. I'm still trying to figure out what this was all about...

You mean the WOMAN WOMAN? Maybe her your food looked better then hers.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

At least he had a reason, however bad, for it. I'm still trying to figure out what this was all about...

I think it's the Muffin police..I've had three people following me.

 

[Pinkflower7783]

I think it's the Muffin police..I've had three people following me.

I wasn't one of them.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Maybe she was checking one of you out

 

[Muppet fan 123]

I wasn't one of them.

Of course not. They're after you too. (Watch out they're undercover)
(Not that kind of undercover)