The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

[Pinkflower7783]

Woo Hubert it is being checked out!

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Of course not. They're after you too. (Watch out they're undercover)
(Not that kind of undercover)

Why are they ALWAYS after me??!! Your taking the blame this time!

 

[Muppet fan 123]

THIS IS THE MUFFIN POLICE!
WE CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED!
Uh, what color were his hands before?

 

[Pinkflower7783]

THIS IS THE MUFFIN POLICE!
WE CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED!
Uh, what color were his hands before?

I don't think this is the time for that type of humor.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

I don't think this is the time for that type of humor.

You take the jokes you can get here in the big house

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Okay to get this back on topic I saw a really ugly bird on my deck!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey now, that bird could grow up to be a beautiful swan Or an ugly vulture. Who knows

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Okay to get this back on topic I saw a really ugly bird on my deck!

Was it Big Bird after the Presidental debates?

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Hey Pinky! Who was that bird I saw on your deck?
That was no bird! That was my ____
Oh, I can't come up with a punchline...Oh this is so embarrasing.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Pinky, it's nearly impossible to get back on topic when people start muffining. You should know that