When you need to rant...

[newsmanfan]

I mean, what is the deal with smart cars? They're not smart! They can't talk!
(Quote from The Office)

What's the deal with people thinking they're smart and talking incessantly?

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[Misskermie]

Why do they call them chairs? And not sitting things?

 

[newsmanfan]

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What the hey is this fad of verbing nouns? "Impact" is NOT A VERB DANG IT!

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[D'Snowth]

I like pie.

 

[Misskermie]

Why do they call them siblings?
Why brothers and sisters?
Why not girls and Boys related to me or something?

 

[Misskermie]

I like pie.

That was random.
What's up with random stuff? Why's it gotta be outta context?

 

[D'Snowth]

What's the deal with so many actors and actresses basically being clones of everyone else? How are we supposed to tell them apart? Why did Amy Adams dye her hair red and look like Jenna Fischer? Why does Lea Michele look like Jennifer Garner? Is Jesse Eisenberg supposed to be an alternative to Michael Cera? Are the Kardashians ever going to go away?

 

[newsmanfan]

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I don't know; try eyeball scanning; I don't know; I have no idea who those people even are; ditto; and gawd I hope so.

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[Oscarfan]

Why do we drive on the parkway, but park in a parking lot?

 

[D'Snowth]

What's the deal with Toddlers & Tiaras? I mean everybody is always complaining about that show and everything, why is it still on the air? Same with Dance Moms. Who runs the FCC these days anyway?