Heckle The Muppets!

[Warldorf]

Hey there! Have you ever wanted to be Statler and/or Waldorf? Well, now's your chance! Just type in a heckle and if we get over 50-100, I'll message the user "Fozzie Bear" and we'll actually have jokes to heckle to! For example: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?" "Thequestion is, who cares?" "DOH HO HO!" So what are you waiting for? Start heckling!

 

[muppetperson]

Miss Piggy, a Mega Star? More like a Mega Hog!!Oh Ho ho!

 

[muppetperson]

Fozzie Bear a Comedian? I cant BEAR his jokes!! Oh Ho Ho!

 

[muppetperson]

Would you like to see a Muppet Movie? Yeah, a Muppet movie right out of townie!
Oh Ho Ho!

 

[muppetperson]

I wonder how Gonzo got his hook nose? Probably because his acts are always falling on his face! Oh Ho Ho!

 

[Warldorf]

I wonder how Gonzo got his hook nose? Probably because his acts are always falling on his face! Oh Ho Ho!

Good job, Muppetperson! You are really an active heckler!

 

[muppetperson]

Good job, Muppetperson! You are really an active heckler!

That is 4 for you to start off.I think heckling the Muppets is a great idea.Lets see what other members can come up with.

 

[Misskermie]

Um...Let me try...

Man What's wrong with these Muppets?

The real question is, what's NOT wrong with them?

DO HO HO!

 

[tutter_fan]

Man: What's wrong with the newsman?
The real question is, what's NOT wrong with the newsman?
DO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!

 

[tutter_fan]

Statler: what's wrong with Dr. Teeth?
Waldorf: Maybe he has ONE TWO many teeth! DO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!