If you've got a strange feeling at night that there are snakes under your bed, appear in your dreams, then are there when you wake up.
If you feel like sitting down and singing "halfway down the stairs" on every staircase you walk up.
If you yell GALLIEO HOOP HOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever running.
Whenever you are served asparagus, you say "How about some purina dog chow instead?"