You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
Whenever you count out loud you go ahh, ahh ahh like The Count after every number.
The majority of your Facebook posts are Muppet quotes.
You have adopted 'What was once juvenilish, is grown up and stylish' as a personal quotation.
You sleep in a nightgown that has Kermit on it almost every night.
When someone asks you what if something ryhmes you break into 'The Rhyming Song'
You swear that figgy pudding is made with figs and bacon.
One of your ringtones is 'Couldn't We Ride' from The Great Muppet Caper
You practice Muppet voices and have become good at them
Someone mentions a celebrity and your first thought is: I know them from The Muppet Show!
When you are sick, watching any Muppet movie makes you feel a lot better
When you're wearing a Muppet t-shirt you are careful not to stain it, more careful than with any other article of clothing.
You sing 'Cereal Girl' after seeing ads for new varieties of cereal.
You started calling a family member by the name of a Muppet character and now everyone else calls them that as well***
***(that is true of myself, I call an aunt of mine Nanny after Nanny from the Muppet Babies. I was 5 at the time, but it caught on, everyone refers to her as Nanny now!)