MC - The Revival

[beakerboy12]

Hmm... good question GH! In my opinion, I think we should start up a birthday thread and we can have the big party there!

Fozzie Bear: Yeah! We'll have great acts, great fireworks--

Howard Tubman: Great food!

*pan to the Swedish Chef set*

The Swedish Chef: En der yorn de yoop be dish ge doo! Yen dern de yerr nader bork! Bork, bork, bork, bork! Yen der hurn de birfenday for de froogy! Wee're gooing to geet de, uh, mooshie meet and da shrimpies and da... da cookies with uh, beefy and de poorkie!

*Cookie Monster, Miss Piggy, Pepe the King Prawn, Mickey Moose, and Gladys the Cow enter angrily*

Cookie Monster: Cookie!

Miss Piggy: I'll show you why ya' shouldn't mess with pigs! HI-YAAAHHH!

*Piggy karate chops Chef*

The Swedish Chef: Uh... no poorkiesh, mee guessh it...

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Coolio! I started a thread for it.

*draws sword*

Follow me fellow Muppets and we shall sally forth into yonder Brithday thread!

*Everyone piles Kermit into birthday throne and parades him to the birthday thread.*

BTW, how did you know it was Kermit's B-day?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

That has got to be the cutest thing I've ever read.

Aw. Thank you, Gonzo's Hobbit! I rully appreciate it! =33


Miss Piggy: Vous agree for moi to marry Kermie? <3

Kermit: Piggy... -_-

Angie: *tackles Kermit* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GREEN FROGGY! <333

Miss Piggy: Step away from the frog, shorty!

Angie: .....

Kermit: *hack!* X__X

Angie: Woot! I'm so in fer Kermit's Birthday thread! ^.^

 

[beakerboy12]

Coolio! I started a thread for it.

*draws sword*

Follow me fellow Muppets and we shall sally forth into yonder Brithday thread!

*Everyone piles Kermit into birthday throne and parades him to the birthday thread.*

BTW, how did you know it was Kermit's B-day?

The Muppet Mindset posted a post today on Kermit's Birthday! And I started celebrating since I read the post! Go Kermit!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

Yay! Happy Birthday, Kermit!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *staring at his face in the mirror*...

Can't make up my mind, about the boy
Sometimes he brings me down, sometimes he brings me joy
I want him around, but he's never in town
Can't make up my mind, oh no

But I love him even though my friends say he's not right
I know it's true but can't deny he's on my mind

I love him I love him I love him I love him
I love him I love him I love him I love him
And there ain't no other that I'd put above him
I'm so mad about the boy...

Dr. Strangepork: Beautiful, Link... -.-

Link Hogthrob: Why, thank you, Strangepork. =P

Dr. Strangepork: By the vway, you do have bags under your eyes. XPPP

Link Hogthrob: *studies his face appalingly* What? D: No! Piggy...?

Miss Piggy: Aw, shuddup, meatball! >/

Annie Sue: Aw. I think he's cute. I don't see any bags under his eyes.

Link Hogthrob: Why, thank me, Annie Sue, my dear! =P

Annie Sue: Huh? D-did I do anything wrong, Mister Strangepork?

Dr. Strangepork: Let me correct you guys... Annie Sue, I'm Dr. Strangepork, and Link, it's thank you! *ugh* You and your egotism...

Link Hogthrob: ...and I am cute, too! <3

Miss Piggy: Oh, brother.... -.-

 

[beakerboy12]

*Kermit enters with Piggy, Fozzie, Robin, and Johnny*

Kermit the Frog: Hey, guys! I just wanna thank you for that wonderful birthday party!

Fozzie Bear: Aw, thanks Kermit!

Robin the Frog: We hope we really made it special!

Kermit the Frog: Oh! You did, Robin! You did!

*pan to Pigs in Space*

Announcer: And now it's time for PIGS IN SPAAAAAACE! Starring the self-centered swine Link Hogthrob, the karate-chopping First Mate Miss Piggy, and the always intelligent Dr. Julius Strangepork! The last time we saw our heroes we turned the channel, let's see if we'll do the same tonight!

First Mate Miss Piggy: Strangepork, Hogthrob! Guess who we got stuck with!

Link Hogthrob: Huh?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Today's the day where everyone trains the newcomers!

Link Hogthrob: Oh, yes! I remember now! Who do we have to train?

*Piggy then brings in the two new recruits*

Andy Pig: Hello, spaceman!

Randy Pig: And other spaceman!

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Oy vey!

Andy Pig: Hey! What's that button do?

*Andy presses button*

Dr. Julius Strangepork: No! That's the--

*toast then pops from the toaster*

Dr. Julius Strangepork: *sighs* Oh boy! I thought you were going to press that button! That makes---

Randy Pig: Oh! You want us to press this button?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: No! No, don't it'll!

*Miss Piggy is then ejected and she is blown to the ceiling, her head is sticking out of the ship*

*Gonzo enters in referee attire and whistle*

Gonzo: *whistles* Andy and Randy, 1, other pigs, 0! One pig down, two to go! Now back to the game!

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Just don't press any buttons!

Link Hogthrob: Even though we love having Miss Piggy stop nagging!

First Mate Piggy: I heard that!

Andy Pig: So what are we gonna do?

Link Hogthrob: Well, I could teach you how to---

Randy Pig: You're gonna show us how to steer the ship? Cool!

*Randy veers the ship to the left, Link slides toward the automatic door, but it shuts right after his snout is inside*

Link Hogthrob: Oh, my! This hurts! Ow! At least I can see my reflection!

*Gonzo enters again*

Gonzo: That's 2 to 0, and 2 pigs down, 1 to go! Back to this riveting game!

*Gonzo exits*

Andy Pig: Hey, Mr. Strangepork! What does that do?

Randy Pig: Oooh! Yeah, what does it do?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Well, uh, it turns people to---

*Randy presses the button and turns Strangepork into...*

Dr. Julius Strangepork: ...Cheese.

Andy Pig: Oooh! Where'd this cheese come from?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: It's me, you guys!

Gonzo: And the winners are Andy and Randy Pig! Yaaayyy!

Randy Pig: What did we win?

Andy Pig: Is it this ray?

*Andy presses the button on the ray and turns Gonzo into cheese*

Gonzo: Whoa!

Announcer: Well, I guess that's the end of another odd installment of Pigs in Spaaaaaace!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Nice singing Link

Miss Piggy: Oh please, don't encourage him

Awesome post beakerboy. Andy and Randy make great recruits (for this skit anyway)

Gonzo: Uh a little help here guys?

Oh right. Uh, Dr. Strangepork?

StrangporK: I'm on it

*Strangepork zaps Gonzo with reversal ray*

BTW if you guys care I finished another puppet. I posted it in my thread in the Puppet building section if anyone wants to see it. Just felt like sharing

 

[beakerboy12]

Nice singing Link

Miss Piggy: Oh please, don't encourage him

BTW if you guys care I finished another puppet. I posted it in my thread in the Puppet building section if anyone wants to see it. Just felt like sharing

Cool! I'll check it out!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Thanks

Gah! I can't keep up with the posting!