TogetherAgain
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Lisa: <doubletake> FURRYRED! ! ! ! ! ! <running GLOMP!> Long time no see!
Thanks guys! Wow, I just started my little club as a kind of a simple appericiation thingus. (my iPhone is dying so I'll keep it short!)PRAWNIE: (shudders) I have the strangest feeling... as if... my Muppet collection was being... Nah. Can't be. Moving on! Ladies and gentlemen, Beaker, and his translator, Waldo C. Graphic!
(BEAKER fumbles ontstage) (WALDO flies onstage) (Applause)
BEAKER: Mee mo mee me me! Mo mo! Mee me meep me! Meep! Mee mo mee mee Meepmemee! Mmhm! Mee Me!
WALDO: What’d he say…? Eh, beats me! (laughs) But we’re here to present “The Greatest Club For Stalkers” award to the Best Muppeteer Fan Club… whatever that means!
BEAKER: Mee meep!
WALDO: …Right. Anyway… here’re the contenders!
The Richard Hunt Lover’s Club (The RHLC)
Steve Whitmire Admirers Especially His Behind (SWAEHB!)
The Ask Jim Lewis Thread
And the winner is…
BEAKER: Me mee mee mo meep…
WALDO: The RHLC! Congratulations! …Who’s Richard Hunt?
ANNOUNCER: This is the third year in a row The RHLC has taken the win for Greatest Club for stalkers. Accepting this award is the club’s founding member, ReneeLouvier.
Bryan: Oh no! That's bad luck! You can't say "Macbe--" in a theater! You must call it "the Scottish Play". Oh well...it's just a forum...carry on!(UNCLE DEADLY sulks onstage)
UNCLE DEADLY: Ah, what fools you viewers be. You’re spending your night watching this ridiculous awards show, when you know good and well that the Penguin Repertoire Theatre is putting on their rendition of Macbeth—now aptly renamed “Quackbeth.” I know where I’ll be after presenting this award. Here are the contenders for the “Plays With Dolls” award for Muppet Action Figure Enthusiast:
The Count
theprawncracker
The 80’s Drummer
BEAR
And the winner is… theprawncracker!
ANNOUNCER: theprawncracker doesn’t have nearly as many action figures as The Count.
Oh yeah... I jinxed two plays that way. ...No WONDER they never gave me a big part...Bryan: Oh no! That's bad luck! You can't say "Macbe--" in a theater! You must call it "the Scottish Play". Oh well...it's just a forum...carry on!