The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

[The Shoe Fairy]

My friend had this book called Dirty French, and it was a french guidebook with all these sexual/slang terms included lol. It was hilarious.

 

[Kiki]

My friend had this book called Dirty French, and it was a french guidebook with all these sexual/slang terms included lol. It was hilarious.

Where did he get he get it from? Uh... just out of inerest. xD My, erm, friend wants to know...

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

It came from a specialist bookstore, the massive sort. Like Borders sort of thing.

 

[Kiki]

It came from a specialist bookstore, the massive sort. Like Borders sort of thing.

*Goes out to buy it*

*For sensible purposes. Of coarse.*

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Watching All in the Family, Gloria's tantrums remind me of my cousin.

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

Having a PE lesson that involved... uh... some bananas and contraceptives.

 

[Kiki]

Having a PE lesson that involved... uh... some bananas and contraceptives.

Aww, we never got to do that!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

I'm watching MadTv, Stuart cracks me up everytime.

 

[Mary Louise]

Yesterday my parents had a cookout. Dad grilled salmon for himself and Mom, and, for me, a vegan sausage I'd never tried but that was said to be great. When the sausage was ready, I had trouble cutting it. I got a sharp knife, but it was still hard to cut off a piece. I thought it tasted terrible and had the world's toughest casing. Then I realized I was eating the plastic wrap it came in! Dad had not only failed to notice the metal ties at the ends, but had put the sausage on the grill without reading the instructions, which said to remove the plastic before cooking. I have no idea why the sausages were individually wrapped, by the way. I mean, the cardboard container was already covered with plastic wrap! The whole thing was so ridiculous, I just started cracking up. Anyway, once I got the stuff off, the sausage tasted fine. And as my friend pointed out, I started to eat plastic and lived to tell the tale.

 

[Kiki]

The other night, actually, my brother and I were both in the lounge, drawing whilst watching TMS. My brother was drawing our cat and I asked him to draw the cat as Kermit (hey! it was very early in the morning- I was a bit out-of-it XP), just totally out of the blue. And he did! The end result looked... hilerious. I think I gave birth just laughing. Again, I needed sleep. XP