The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[BeakerSqueedom]

GO, EDDIE!

x)

-dances with Porky-

 

[erniebert1234ss]

Major Muffin Warning

*painfully sinks into a seat* Good God, I've heard of fashionably late, but this is ridiculous.

Wontkins: You gotta be kidding me. What happened?

me: Well, Wilkins Coffee (R) didn't get us the correct directions to the auditorium!

Wilkins: But it gives you everything else, right?

me: *clonks Wilkins on the head* No, I think we should've used MapQuest.

*OOC* Sorry I'm late, got very, VERY lost. We need a Wilkins Coffee (R) GPS unit over here! Hey, congrats to everyone, INCLUDING Steve! Congrats dude!

 

[anythingmuppet]

To Eddie:
Not exactly trophies.
They're actually certificates.

[Crickets play, before laughter from the audience ensues]
Did not know we had to present them trophy style.
[Reddens]
Well, they are framed certificates...
:3 Is that ok?
[Gets off the stage in embarrassment]

[Bangs head against wall]
I NEVER GET THEM RIGHT!
TROPHIES! NOT CERTIFICATES, CLAUDIA!
[Does a Don Music]

x) ****!

Aw, hey, don't worry Claudia, I think they're great! See, I did like the "trophy" type aspect of it and you did more like the "certificate-y" aspect, I think it works out real well!

 

[BEAR]

The Awards look so cool. Actually Ed...the first half of the awards were in trophy looking form and then the "enthusiast" awards look to be in certificate collage form. They all look good.

 

[The Count]

Hey... No worries BJ, at least you're here.

The greenish computer guy what who plays with the keyboards comes up to the microphone. No, not Nick... Another Muppet presentor of course.
Digit: Is this thing on? Hello... I am here to present the award for best Replicator. This goes to the biggest enthusiast of Master Replica's Muppet poser puppets. Hmmm, puppets, now there's an interesting topic to explore. Anyway, the award goes to... Matt or "Bo".
http://i28.tinypic.com/2zs2ykk.jpg


Enjoy the kudos Mr. Regard. Now then, I wonder where I can find more about these puppets I keep hearing about all over the place.
*A group of Muppets assault the Jim Henson Hour's technical controller for repeated use of the P-word, an iron-clad no-no in the Muppet universe.

 

[The Count]

Thanks for the info guys. Hope Erin and/or Ru are around, they might be interested in the next upcoming honors. BTW: We're now only a third of the way from wrapping up, even with the special secret awards.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Bert, did you see that? Bryan won an award! Our Bryan!
Bert: I know!
Ernie: But how come he didn't make a speech.
Bert: Maybe they wouldn't let him. It's like when that Carroll Spinney guy won the special Emmy award and they didn't let him speak either.
Ernie: Or maybe he was just speechless. Khekhekhekhe!
Bert: Eh-eh-eh-eh!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Yay Bryan!

 

[The Count]

Heh... Good one guys. Um Kate, Claudia... Could we please borrow your dates for a moment? Thanks.

*Speaks to the scientists in whispers, and then leads them to the main centerspot on the stage.
Beaker: Meep mee mee momay.
Bunsen: Hello, I'm proud to be here today.
Beaker: Mee my meepmo mo mee mee meep...
Bunsen: And it is my pleasure to bring you...
Beaker: Meep memward mor mee meep meep mee mub? *Eek!
Bunsen: The award for the Greatest Club for Stalkers.
Beaker, breathing sharply before calming down: Mee meemeer mis... Mee MMMC! *Happy meeping as he's represented by this group's namesake.
Bunsen: And the winner is... The RHLC! Congratulations.
Beaker: Meep mon meemalf mis meep Meerin Moll.
Bunsen: Accepting on their behalf is miss Erin Roll.
*Beaker gives Erin the certificate.
http://i28.tinypic.com/b6svew.jpg


Speech! Oh wait, she's not here... Darn. Um, Figgy fizz anyone?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

RHLC!
-Cheers loudly-
WHOOHOO!