The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[The Count]

*Next up... An almost eight foot-tall canary ambles up to the podium.

Big Bird: Why hi there. I was asked to deliver the next award to the one true Sesame Street enthusiast. So congratulations to the person chosen to get the award of Can You Tell Me Who to Give... Who To Give this Award To? to Bryan Seastrom... My good friend, BEAR
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*The roomies hug and leave the stage together.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
I'm starting to think so, too, Miss Katie.

Claudia:
:0 Katie, you do realize you are encouraging more torture, right?

Bunsen:
Whatever are you talking about?
Oh, how she loves the chit-chat.

Claudia:
But...but..but...Look at Beaker!

Bunsen:
Beakie is in good condition!
The carrot-top is tip-top, I'm sure.
Isn't that right, Beaker?

Beaker:
(Clings to Katie fearfully)
Me-meee-eee..mum-mu-mu-mumee....
(Shaking)

Bunsen:
Of course I am.
(Smiles good naturedly)

Claudia:
(Clings to Composta)
Y-y-yee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Screams)

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh Claudia, relax. *talking quietly to her* This guy's so absent minded that it may never happen.
*Shields Beaker.*

 

[The Count]

*Sal pops up behind Claudia... Hey, youz gonna update those stories of yours you crazy?
Johnny: That's enough Sal. Let the nice girl go.
Sal: Whatever you say Johnny.

There comes an orange blur of fur who hops up onto the stage.
Gobo: Hey, I'm here to give out the next award. This one's called the Fraggle Freak for greatest Fraggle Rock enthusiast. Boy, it sure seems like there are a lot of Fraggle fans popping up lately eh? What with all those great Fraggle fanfics. And the award goes to... Kathleen Burke or as Wembley and I know her better, Fragglemuppet. Heh, even her name sounds like she deserves to have won this one.
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*Ed turns around to ask Claudia something.
Hey sis... Are the trophies you made shaped/sculpted/represent the Muppet who's presenting them? Sorry I never thought to ask before.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*Stands up.* Wow, two awards! I feel so loved! Thank you everyone! I know I may not be the most active in the Fraggle Rock section of the forum, but Fraggle Rock played an important part in my childhood, and even when I had stopped consciously thinking about the show every moment, I still found little and not so little reminders of its influence in my day-to-day life. I guess it really is true, and now it is my motto; "You can not leave the magic."! *Turns to Gobo.* I love you guys. Thank you.

 

[The Count]

*The underside planking of the theater opens up as a dirty gnomelike figure makes an appearance... The filth accumulated from his long years spent in the labyrinth evidence his dingy and somewhat untrusting demeanor.

Hoggle: Someone call on Hoggle... They say they want me for an award. So I give this thing, Fan of Fantasy, to a man named Lazlo.
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*He puts the championship cup into a couple of bats who ferry it off to their proper owner. The keeper of the gate descends to resume his chores, peddling and haggling with visitors at the convention center's entryway.

 

[Winslow Leach]

*Waves hands off in the air after Tony's song. Eeeeeeh...
Isn't Gypsy a girl anyway?

Yes, yes she is as a 'smatter of fact! But in this context, she seems rather uncomfortable donning a wig, singing backup (sorta) and...well, she'd rather be taking care of more important things on the ship, lol!

BTW, thanks for the cheers, Claudia! It took us a good...oh...four and a half minutes to rehearse that number!

Congrats to Bryan, Kate and Lazlo!

 

[Pork]

I"M AWAKE!

What did I miss? Oooh, lots of awards. WELL DONE EVERYBODY. Including SQUEEKUMS! And FRAGGLEMUPPET! Woot

 

[dwayne1115]

are the awarders over?

 

[Pork]

I don't think they are yet.