*Meanwhile... There's someone I haven't seen here at the awards at all this entire time... And that's... A small blonde girl of a mature six or seven years approaches, dressed in a glittery blue sequinned gown.
Prairie: Um Ed? Kathy might not get here on time.
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that.
Prairie: Thanks, I know you're one of her biggest friends. She'll gladly accept whatever mention she gets.
Aw... That's OK... Are you sure you can carry on?
Prairie: Of course I can... After all, directing and coordinating bigtime productions like this is something Kermit and I share in common.
Mmmhm... In that case, take it away.
Prairie: Thanks. Welcome dear viewers. At this time, I'd like to tell my roomie Rosita and Kathy, and Gaffer, that I'm hoping they're out there in the audience watching us. Speaking of roomies at the MC Dorms... This next award goes to the person who demonstrates the best use of their Muppet roommates. The voting was split with everyone nominated getting a vote. But the tie was broken, as the winner is... our head counting man... Ed "The Count".
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Why thanks Prairie... Just want to thank everybody and say hi to Bert, Grover, Scooter, Little Bird, Sweetums, Ernie, Gobo, Clifford, Abby, Mokey, Rowlf, Kermit, Hilda, Boober, and all the other kids who visit us on a regular basis. This one's for the dorms!
*Hugs Prairie before leaving to take our seats once again.