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BobThePizzaBoy

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Smurfs are very cool indeed.
Too bad Unicef totally pwned them. :crazy:

Another epic joke, this one actually has a punchline:
Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there was an ice cream truck driver named Bob. Everyone in the neighborhood knew when Bob's truck was driving by because of the giant inflatable clown head that he'd strapped to the roof. The clown head had speakers in it, and as Bob drove by he would talk into a little microphone, saying things like, "Hey, kids, buy ice cream!" And lo and behold, it sounded just like the giant inflatable clown head itself was talking. Bob liked his job because he got to make kids happy and eat a lot of ice cream himself. And so it went, for many years.
Until one day, the government of the far-off land decided to outlaw ice cream.
Yes, all of a sudden, the treats that Bob once sold had become controlled substances. Bob, fearing for his job, quickly converted his ice cream truck into a tuna-fish truck, but he kept the clown head and the speakers for old times' sake.
But instead of turning in his stocks of ice cream to the government, he kept them in the basement of his house, and every day he would take out a popsicle or a sundae cone and eat it in the privacy of his home. It got so Bob would eat more and more ice cream every day, which made him a bit of a jumpier person than he had been before, but nobody seemed to mind.
And so it happened that one day, Bob was rather erratically driving his tuna-fish truck around the neighborhood, having just eaten two pudding pops and an orange creamsicle. He picked up his microphone, as he had done so many times before, but when he switched the microphone on, the sugar buzz kicked in, and all he could say was: "T'nnufidgeiss ver'gyood! Buy'tnaow!"
And that's when Bob realized that he had a problem.
A problem...with truck head diction.

WOCKA-WOCKA!
 

ryhoyarbie

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I'm just in awe over people who seem to stick their noses in other people's business, even though they shouldn't.

For example, people seem to speak their voice over Britney Spears, her appearance on the MTV awards a week or two ago, what she was wearing, if she was too big or just fine, her look of not wanting to be there, and her being an unfit parent with trying to raise her two children.

In this day in age when people lead horrible lives who can't seem to find a clue, but seem to have too much time on their hands and give an opinion on Spears or about someone else. It would be nice, just for once if peopel who mind their own business.

I personally wouldn't like for someone to base an opinion about me, or something I did in my past, how I live, etc. Personally, if someone would have done that, I would have not only yelled at them but put them in their place and make them wish they would not have said anything to me in the first place.

It would be nice, just for once, if people minded their own business about issues that don't concern them.

(And I really hate Britney Spears by the way, but decided to say something)
 

BeakerSqueedom

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Actually you're right Anna. Ow.
Anyway since we've started talking about smurfs now, what do you say we climb up Claudia's throat and exit through her mouth now?
Here we go. Give me your hand and be careful not to slip. Ah yes we're past her Adam's Apple now. Watch your step on her tongue and don't trip over her bottom teeth or bash your head on her top teeth for that matter.
We made it Anna. We're out. Thank you for letting us stay inside your belly for a little while Claudia.

:smile: :crazy:

Marty, I dun have an Adam's apple. LOL!
Girls don't have them. XD

*Touches neck*
:confused: no lump.

LOL!

Hey, why do I feel like barfing?

XD
 

Drtooth

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YAH, I"M FREE.

Smurfs are cool, I collect the little rubber figurines because they remind me of my Grandfather who collected them and had them sitting round all his bookshelves. Incidently I love books too. So I like to put them on my bookshelves. Hmm, ok.

I like Smurfs.
then mayhaps you have heard of the DVD release
 

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I think I read it on wiki, I was looking at smurfs and then it had a link go "smurfs and communism". Strange.
 
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