What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

[Ilikemuppets]

Toast is so classy...golden, crisp...

Muffins are so yummy...soft, delicious...

Yeah, muffins are best when there freshly baked, whatver...

But "toast", now 'dat my kind of food!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Well, when are all those useless posts about toast going to be erased?

As soon as we run out of bread for toasting, or until the toaster breaks down. Whichever comes first.

 

[D'Snowth]

But "toast", now 'dat my kind of food!

STOP. BRINGING. UP. TOAST. IN. THIS. THREAD!

As soon as we run out of bread for toasting, or until the toaster breaks down. Whichever comes first.

Hold that thought...

*Pees on the bread*

*Smashes up the toaster with a sledge hammer*

*Burns down the Fix-It-Shop*

 

[SSLFan]

When did this thread become so active? Something so simple...

 

[D'Snowth]

Because Count and I are trying to kill toast so cole-slaw and burger sandwiches and peanut butter and pickle sandwiches can rule the forum!

 

[SSLFan]

uh...ok then... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! HAHHAHA!

 

[The Count]

Sorry... But this is over before it even started. Snowth... As a duely appointed officer of the MC Mod Squad... *Places Snowth under arrest for burning down the Fix-It-Shop. You have the right to remain snowthy, you have the right to an attorney and if you can't pay for one one Kathy Griffin will be provided, you have the right to one phone call, you have the right to spill your guts out and blather on about how you committed this bad bad thing. Have you understood each of these rights as I explained them to you? Good, now come on, we got a cell downtown with your name on it, away from all the smelly burnt toast.

 

[D'Snowth]

Hey, you can't arrest me for performing a public service! I was doing my part to help the fair people of this community! This is tyranny! This injustice! This doesn't seem right!

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Tell it to the judge. *Packs Snowth into the back of the paddywagon and calls for Frank to start the motor, as we ride down to the local MC precinct.

 

[D'Snowth]

Nyah! Frank Burns eats worms!