What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

[The Count]

Nice try, but it didn't work. See, the cannon's waterproof. And besides, the water only helps sponge the muffins up so they take greater bulk. *Cannon launches and the bigger denser muffins KO the crispy toast, blasting them into miniscule croutons.
Give it up, you know muffins are the food of choice here at MC. Heck, we've even turned it into an MC term, "muffining". So get yer toast burning ways outta here mister. We were having a nice quiet lunch and then this yahoo from overseas comes in with his hen parade. We'll teach him.

*Cannons fire again, and more dense muffins blast the croutons into dust particles.

 

[Beauregard]

Mmmm...muffiny goodness...*slurps* Emmy and Jackie would be proud.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Muffins will never go out of style! But I still can't help but to like eating toast.

 

[Beauregard]

Toast is so classy...golden, crisp...

Muffins are so yummy...soft, delicious...

Only the age old question remains then...can Muffins and Toast co-exist peacefully?

 

[The Count]

That's a silly question. You of all people should know Bo. Toast and Muffin got married and gave birth to a healthy baby English muffin. So the answer is yes, they can live peacefully together. Though not when the muffins, are pummeling the toast into little crummy crumbs because Toast forgot Muffin's anniversary or made her mad because he constantly forgets to leave the oven lid closed.

 

[D'Snowth]

Hey, quit bringing up toast! We're on cole-slaw and burger and peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, remember?

 

[The Count]

And milkshakes. So who wants some slaw?

 

[D'Snowth]

And milkshakes. So who wants some slaw?

Is it good and juicy?

 

[The Count]

Yeah man. Plenty of mayo and sweet vinegar, no spice this time.

 

[D'Snowth]

Then I'll take a dollop! No, make that two!