The corny joke thread

[Kiki]

Fankew guys, fankew... I'll be 'ere all week! XD

 

[Oscarfan]

Despite going against my heritage....

How many Irish men does it take to screw in a light bulb?














































10. One to hold onto the bulb and nine to start driking until the room starts spinning!

Get it? Heh heheh, oh man, I'm in trouble.

 

[Colbynfriends]

yo mammas so dumb she thought teletubbies was good entertainment

oh snap! don't even get me started on Yo Mama jokes.
Now for something completely diffrent.
how do you get pickachu into a plane.....





























You poke-him-on
Boo!
How can you say that. Colby?

 

[Teheheman]

Here's one that's probably on here already.
I hear electrons have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Daniel

 

[Ignorance]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)




The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Wocka wocka wocka?

 

[Pork]

haha, that's so bad I just have to laugh!

And yeah...I was singing it.

 

[MartyMuppets]

There were these four people whose names were Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

One day Everybody was asked to do a very important job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but in the end Nobody did it.
Somebody became very annoyed because Everybody ought to have done it.
Everybody had thought that Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
And so it turned out that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

 

[yetiman]

What does a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic do?































Stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

 

[Oscarfan]

Where do penguins keep their money?
























































































































Snow banks!

Hehe get? (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) There goes my Christmas bonus.

 

[Kiki]

There were these four people whose names were Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

One day Everybody was asked to do a very important job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but in the end Nobody did it.
Somebody became very annoyed because Everybody ought to have done it.
Everybody had thought that Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
And so it turned out that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

LOL! Marty! (McFly!) That joke always screws me over, it's soooo confusing!