You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

If, while at a comdey club, you see a rule that says "Not Heckling or Talking," and you instantly think of Statler and Waldorf

 

[tutter_fan]

YMBAOMF if you think the newsman is a nut head! I love that episode with Paul Williams.

 

[ilovemusic]

YMBAOMF if you think the newsman is a nut head! I love that episode with Paul Williams.

If you think one member here will go crazy of that ↑ message.

 

[newsmanfan]

My head looks NOTHING like a nut!

*huffs indignantly*

Fine. I'm taking my report and going home!

*stomps off, papers in hand, head high. doesn't see doorjamb at door of library*

WHUP! oooff...

 

[dwmckim]

The Newsman was just ahead of his time. In 1976 he was asking "where do we get these nuts?" two decades before Richard Bey would scream "WHERE do we find these PEOPLE?"

 

[newsmanfan]

The Newsman was just ahead of his time. In 1976 he was asking "where do we get these nuts?" two decades before Richard Bey would scream "WHERE do we find these PEOPLE?"

Hah! And, to be fair, Fleet anticipated the paparazzi mobs. (Where was he the night Princess Di was killed, anyway? And does he have any scars from Sean Penn?)

 

[Quesal]

if muppets always come into conversations no matter what the topic is about

 

[newsmanfan]

...if, while trying to sing the original version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the shower, you keep screwing up because you can hear/see Pepe singing "I see a little silhouetto of a clam!"

What? YES I sing. Granted, I'm no Wayne Butkus, but I can do decently enough. I rarely sing in public though, for that fear that some aging fan will get in my face and yell,

"I KNEW Wayne Butkus, Newsman, and you, sir, are NO Wayne Butkus!"

 

[Quesal]

If when listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, you find urself dancing or moving like the muppets do in their video of it

 

[Skekayuk]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
Whenever you make a clumsy mistake you find yourself quoting Bunnie Bear's catchphrase from 'The Animal Show', "Oopsy Bearsky"