Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

*Sigh... Another Saturday night and no fanfic updates.

Noooo fanfic updates.
*Two-toned whistle.

Sounds like you could use a dose of the Cheerful Fairy....

 

[Winslow Leach]

On TV, the Newsman hurriedly enters.

Newsman: Here is a Muppet Newsflash! Mr. Orville P. Cluckleworth of Springfield, claims he can recite Shakespeare's Hamlet in under one second. The claim was disputed earlier this afternoon, as Mr. Cluckleworth only got through the first word of the play, "Who," before being hit on the head with a giant kilbasa, wielded by Poinsetta, Mr. Cluckleworth's wife, knocking him unconscious.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Sigh... Another Saturday night and no fanfic updates.

Noooo fanfic updates.
*Two-toned whistle.

Claudia:
Sean posted...
Today....
Hope that makes you feel better, Eddiekins.

 

[BEAR]

(Bert and Ernie are sitting in their chairs watching TV)

Bryan: Hey, have you guys seen Cookie Monster? I haven't seen him for a while.
Ernie: Didn't he go over to Tony's for dinner?
Bryan: That was days ago.
Bert: Maybe he's still there.
Bryan: Oh dear... I really hope Tony isn't being annoyed. Ever since he moved into the Dorms, Cookie Monster has been over there eating his food.
Ernie: What does that say about your cooking?
Bert: Ernie!
Bryan: Hey, I'm a good cook!
Ernie: Khekhekhekhe! I'm only teasing.
Bryan: (calls up Tony's room) Hey, Tony. It's Bryan. Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you. I was just wondering if you've seen Cookie Monster...

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (on phone) Hey, Bryan...no, Cookie Monster's not here...last I saw of him was during the week, when I ordered him that cookie feast. He ate everything, including the plates they were served on, thanked me, then left. I haven't seen him since. I was going to ask you if you had seen him...

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty enters.

Tony: Hey Lefty, have you seen Cookie Monster?

Lefty: Nah. Last time I saw him was when he was eatin' all dose cookies ya ordered him.

Tony: Yeah. Bryan's looking for him.

Lefty: Well, if I was him, I would leave a trail of cookies from da front door to Bryan's room...like dey did in dat Hansel an' Gretel story...da Cookie Monster will show up in no time. Riiiiiight, riiiiiiiight!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

What in the world?

Bunsen:
¡Claudia, ayuda nos! ¡No podemos parar de hablar español!
Claudia, help us! We can't stop speaking spanish!

Claudia:
What?
Can't stop speaking spanish?
Who knew you could speak?

Beaker:
¿Es lo mismo ser atractivo que ser guapo?
Is it the same being attractive than being sexy?

Bunsen:
Bueno, intentando explicarme un poco mejor, pienso que lo máximo es cuando una persona tiene los dos atributos, es guapa y atractiva.

Y que para mi opinión, el atractivo y la "magia"...
Well, to explain myself better, I think it's at it's highest when one has both attributes, of being sexy and attractive.

In my opinion, it is the "magic"---

Claudia:
What?
Guys, just stop.
What in the world happened?

Bunsen:
Perdóneme...
Forgive me.

Beaker:
(Blushes)
Qué pecado.
What a sin.

Claudia:
It was that machine...wasn't it?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Erklären Sie mir über es! Diese knuckleheads täuschten mit dem Übersetzer wieder. Der Nerv.

Bunsen,Beaker, and Claudia:
¿Qué?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Warum? WARRRUUUMMMMMM?
Why? Whyyyyyy?

Claudia:
Get to work, guys.
Neuter, stop talking.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Sigh)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty opens the door of Claudia's room, and walks in, uninvited. Why? Because he's Lefty.

Lefty: Hey, Tony sent me in here. Any of youse guys see da Cookie Monster? His roommate Bryan is lookin' fer him!

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Maybe Newsy has a lead on Cookie's whereabouts on today's noontime or 5 o'clock news. Sounds like Bunsen's been borrowing techfrom Reed in an attempt to build his own universal translator thingamajiggy. Still has a few hiccups to work out, but it's generally underschtandable.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Don't come in Lefty!
It affects muppets!
LEAVE!

Bunsen:
¡Qué lástima!

Beaker:
(In a bumblebee suit)
Meesheesh.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Warrrruuummm? WAARRUU-

Claudia:
I dunno, Doc.

*Borrows Lefty with permission*

Lefty:
No tengo pantalones!
¿Por qué?
(Drops to his knees)
POR QUE?
I don't have pants...
Why?
WHYYYY?

Claudia:
'Cause you have a trenchcoat?

Lefty:
Shhhh...
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....