Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Mmm... Hope everybody's indoors and comfy cozy.
Count: It sure is raining... And thundering outside.
UD: The chill winds are blowing, and they'll chill you to the bone.
ME, singing: And there's nothin' in nature that freezes you like years of being alone.
Count: It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge...
UD: How droll... *Sips at his cup of evergreen tea, the taste of peppermint spice mingled into its etherial essence.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7, it is just the human and two Muppets, as the Fraggles are off visiting friends at the moment)

Erin: (stretched out on sofa with a mug of Earl Grey) Well, it's not completely over for me yet...but the worst is past.
Scooter: (curled up in armchair with cocoa) I know - getting my bio project to school was kind of crazy...but the teacher liked it.
Nora: (seated with legs swung over arm of other armchair, having hot apple cider) And my French exam only asked a few questions on the subjunctive...someone pass the cookies, please. (Scooter hands over a plate of chocolate-peppermint cookies) Thanks.
Scooter: I guess, now that finals are almost done, we can start concentrating on Christmas.
Erin: I know...everyone's been doing something while we've been buried in the books...so what do you guys want to do first?
Nora: Maybe some decorating...and get an ornament for the dorm tree.
Scooter: Beige, I know, will want us to do some cookies or something.
Erin: True...and maybe have a few caroling sessions or something...(slurps up some tea and takes a couple of cookies) As for presents, well, that's for each of us to work on individually.

 

[christyb]

Christy: *late night shopping in the gifts stores looking for an ornament* Hmm....now what to get?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
It's a sweet stop to the candy shop!
Swwweeeettt shop, lollipop!
(Sways to and fro in her seat)

Beaker:
Meeee meee lollipop!
(Does as Claudia)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Stares at them)
Wow, they have no life!

Bunsen:
We don't have one, either...
Oh, how very sad!

Dr. Van Neuter:
We don't?

Bunsen:
Mmm-mm.

Dr. Van Neuter:
...Darn.

[The four hum]

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (writing thank you cards for all the wonderful birthday gifts from his friends)

 

[Erine81981]

Singing can be heard coming from room 26

Ok. What do we want to sing next?

Murray: Sleigh Ride!

Grover: No no no no. Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer.

Bruce: The 12 days of Christmas.

Herry: No. I like that song "Crashing Through the Snow."

Crashing through the snow? What song is that?

Grover: I think what Herry means is "Dashing through the Snow."

Ohhhh that song. That's Jingle Bells.

Bruce: How about that one?

Sounds good to me. *starts up the old player piano*

Me: Dashing through the snow
The Monsters: Dashing through the snow
Me: In a one-horse open sleigh
The Monsters: In a one-horse ope sleigh

Murray: O'er the fields we go
Me, Grover, Bruce and Herry: O'er the fildes we go
Me and the Monsters: Laughing all the way (all laugh together)

Grover: Bells on bobtail ring
Me, Murray, Herry and Bruce: Bells on bobtail ring
Bruce: Making spirits bright
Me, Grover, Herry and Murray: Making spirits bright

Me and the Monsters: What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Grover: (spoken)Kyle did you go for a ride the other day?
Me: (spoken) I sure did.
Murray: Tell us about it.

Me: A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Oscar the Grouch
was sitting by my side

Oscar: *pops up from nowhere* The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank
and Kyle'll got up-sot

Me: (spoken) Up-sot? Don't you mean upset?
Oscar: (spoken) No. I like up-sot. It rythms and it's more rotten. Heh heh heh...

Me, The Monsters and Oscar: Ooooooh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

The Monsters: (whispers) Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, Hey!

Me, The Monsters and Oscar: Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a
one-horse
O-pen!
Sleigh!

Grover: That was good.

Herry: You did great Grover. You too Murray.

Murray: Thanks Herry. So did you. You too Kyle.

You were great too Murray. Bruce i know you were the best.

Burce: *blushes* Oooooooh......

Oscar: What about me?

You needed to sing a little bit lower.

Herry: Yea. So low we couldn't hear you!

Everyone laughs

Oscar: Whatever. *walks out the door*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Inspects herself in the mirror)
(Looks around--sees noone)
HEEHEEE!
(Makes funny faces in the mirror)
MLLEEEGGHH!....
RAWWWRRRRR!

Bunsen, Beaker, Dr. Van Neuter:
(Stand there staring at her)

Claudia:
Oh, man, did you all...?

Bunsen:
I'm afraid so!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Grow up.
(Rolls eyes)

Claudia:
(Reddens)
Er...I'll just make them...uh...burritos...

 

[Katzi428]

Oy....putting my head in my hands.
Prairie:Yes,Lisa?
Not funny,Prairie. We forgot to celebrate Rosita's birthday.It was on the 7th.
Prairie:Oh Kathy! Don't be upset!Rosita understands. You feel up to giving her a party this weekend?
Yeah...I'll see what this weekend brings.sigh.Rassafrassin' headaches!

 

[The Count]

*Leaves a glass of milk and some almond chocolates for Kathy. Helped me last night, meowbe it'll help her too.

 

[Katzi428]

*Leaves a glass of milk and some almond chocolates for Kathy. Helped me last night, meowbe it'll help her too.

sipping the milk & eating the chocolate almonds 1 by one. Thank mew Ed.