Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

*The residents of room three leave a package outside of Bryan's room. It contains the TMX Cookie Monster, Ernie and Elmo toys along with a copy of Big Bird Goes to China and Big Bird Goes to Japan on DVD. There is also a hand drawn card done by Mokey and signed by all the girls. There is also a pumpkin. Of course it would be from Abby. We don't ask questions anymore*

 

[christyb]

*delivers a Card and small package to Bryan's room. Then goes down to the kitchen to find something to cheer her up.*

 

[Katzi428]

We need to find some ornaments for the Dorm Christmas tree that represent each of us.
Prairie: Did Ed say that?
Well..no. But I thought that it'd be a nice idea. I have an ornament with Garfield on it.He's sleeping next to his stocking.
Prairie:Awww...that's cute! I'll put my little piano ornament up.
Good idea! Rosita...how about you?
Rosita:Hmm?coming back from looking out the window
I wanted to know what kind of kind of ornament you'll put on the dorm Christmas tree.
Rositarobably a little sombrero.
Great! Now...as for Gaffer......
at the sound of her name,Gaffer comes running Meow?
Hi Gaffer!scratching her little furry headYou hungry?I'll feed you in a bit.
Gafferrrt...walks away satified
OK anyway..as for Gaffer,we'll put a picture of an orange kitten near the top of the tree.This way,she won't be able to get it.
Rosita:Good thinking,Kath!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *walking with Clifford through the hall carrying a green basket with a red bow tied on it* *inside it is a stuffed teddy bear with the "Bry BEAR" sewed across its chest from Gonzo, a set of Sesame Street Christmas ornaments from Ryan, a homemade set of wool socks made by Camilla, a signed photo of Link from Link, and a miniature American flag from Sam*
Clifford: I still think he'll like my gift best.
Ryan: Heh, well, a set of gloves and a sock hat are a nice gift.
Clifford: Yup, it'll keep him warm, yet still cool at the same time. Heh heh.
Ryan: *rolls eyes* *puts gift outside Bry's door* Happy Birthday pal.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(night before)

Storyteller: (standing on edge of Erin's desk) Beige. Go get a mug of hot cocoa and two cookies.
(Beige does so)
Beige: Okay, got them...now what?
Storyteller: Give them to me. You pull her head up off the book and force her mouth open, and I'll pour the cocoa in.
Erin: (still in zombie trance) Study...study...study...
Beige: (scrambling up on desk) Okay...here we go. (yanks Erin back by her hair and opens her mouth) Go!
(Storyteller pours cocoa in)
Erin: (glug, glug, choke) I can only tell you name, rank and serial number...(pause) What happened?
Storyteller: (sternly) You went into an academically-induced trance. It's like I warned you...
Beige: Come on, let's go tackle Nora and Scooter. Erin, eat some of those cookies, they'll wake you up.

(next door, Nora is sitting bolt upright, staring at a chart of the various French verb tenses)
Storyteller: Uh-oh, the subjunctive. She's going to need a double dose of cocoa. (opens Nora's mouth) Open wide, dearie. (Beige pours in first mug of cocoa)
Nora: (gulp, swallow) Que je sois, que tu sois, qu'il soit...wait, where am I?

(in his room, Scooter has collapsed on the floor, covered in biology notes)
Beige: (moving a notebook off of Scooter's face and forcing Scooter's mouth open) Looks like me after I crammed for the security Fraggle exam.
Storyteller: Beige, did that old hag really make you take an exam? (pours cocoa into Scooter's mouth)
Beige: She's not an old hag, she's the Cave's Oldest Fraggle.
Scooter: (cough, choke) Auntie Em...Auntie Em...there's no place like home...there's no place like home...

(tonight)

Erin: Finally...I have some of those infernal papers done and out of the way.
Scooter: And my big bio project's done - I just need to let it dry overnight.
Nora: And my French test is tomorrow, so it'll be over with soon.
Storyteller: I'm glad - it won't do to have three-fifths of this suite's population turning into zombies.
Beige: Yeah, it's dead depressing. (chuckles at joke) Are there any of those peppermint cookies left?

 

[The Count]

Well... Dunno about you and your lot Erin, but my own assignment's pretty much done. Just need my brother to correct the margins, print, and clip and it's off to the cleaners with it. Just that same class's final exam probably this Friday or week after next and I'm free for a month's time.

So come on Count and Uncle D, the fanfics library's calling to us with oodles of updates!
*Both trot after Ed, carrying their respective cups of chocolate and oatmeal scotch cookies.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
So, that's how it's done.
Quite remarkable, don't you think?

Beaker:
(Nods slowly)

Claudia:
(Blankly stares at the chalkboard)
I don't get it.

Dr. Van Neuter:
It isn't that hard, Claudia.

Claudia:
(Reels)

Bunsen:
I knew she'd understand.

Claudia:
(Falls off her chair)

Bunsen:
Aw, she fell in love with the lesson.

 

[The Count]

Well... Maybe this'll bring her back. *Puts oatmeal scotch cookie on Clauds' nose. Either that, or the update, for which I hope she updates in turn.
*Goes downstairs to Room #1 to await the new Muppetcast episode.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
No reaction as of yet, unless...
(Thinks)
Claudia, Edward posttteedd!

Claudia:
*Runs to read his fic*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Wow.

 

[anytimepally]

Two-Headed Monster: La-da in genamen.. Jaknee Feema!

Johnny Fiama: (Singing)
Life is full of sweet surpises
Everyday's a gift
The sun comes up and I can feel it lift my spirit
Fills me up with laughter
Fills me up with song
I look into the eyes of love
And know that I belong

Bless us all, who gather here

Randall: the loving friends I hold dear

Don:
No place on earth
Compares with home
And every path will bring me back from where I roam

All: (The Two-Headed Monster is singing along unintelligibly)
Bless us all
That as we live
We always comfort and forgive
We have so much
That we can share

Sal: With those in need we see around us everywhere

Don & Johnny:
Let us always love each other
Lead us to the light
Let us hear the voice of reason
Singing in the night

Sal & Randall:
Let us run from anger
And catch us when we fall

Johnny: Teach us in our dreams and
Please, yes, please

All: Bless us one and all

Johnny: Bless us all with playful years
With noisy games and joyful tears

All: We reach for you and we stand tall

Don:
And in our prayers and dreams
We ask you bless us all

Johnny:
We reach for you and we stand tall
And in our prayers and dreams we ask you
Bless us all