Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Aaargh! *Runs off to find Mommy, aka Lisa aka Toga aka the Other Half aka She who must not be named...
*Rattles off some more aliases...

Where did the love go? Why is our family breaking down? Why does noone post updates to their fanfics? Can I sue Daddy Prawny for lack of parental support,and whatever it is he did to make Bo go away?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
D: AWWWW EDDIE! Am I not part of your family? XD LOL! *Huggles crazy Eddie*

Bunsen: Though, it is true that Gonzo is older than you. I, Bunsen, would hate to admit that I'm older than Gonzo himself along with Eddie.

Claudia: I always did like older men. *Joking*

Bunsen: *Gulps*

Beaker: Meemeee!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *headslap* I need a babysitter...

 

[The Count]

Why is my new sister Claudia huggling me? Why do I feel funny? Why is Daddy Prawny hitting himself? Did Mommy Toga not want to hit him with the frying pan herself? And where's Auntie Ru? How come my brother Kyle gets to hang out late at night? Does my other sister Christy not like this place any more? Can I throw the rice at cousin Sara's wedding? Can cousin Beth come to read us more story?

*Flails arms about before collapsing on the couch in the common room.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Me: Bunsen will babysit you Ryan! XD

Bunsen: Excuse me?

Beaker: Meep?

Claudia: *hears a thud* EDWARD! *Rushes to his side* MY GOSH! BUNSEN CPR NOW!

Bunsen: Cpr is not required when someone faints.

Claudia: :3 Oh yeah. *Gets an ice pack and presses it against Ed's head*

 

[Katzi428]

And I'M not a member of the family?HMPH!

 

[Beakerfan]

And I'M not a member of the family?HMPH!

I feel your pain....

 

[Katzi428]

I feel your pain....

Actually Alex..I was kidding. We're all like family here.

Prairie:Alex!My cousin!
Rosita: Si!Estamos familia!
Prairie: And Kathy's the MOM around here!
VERY funny!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Okay, Erin?
Erin: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just feeling some heat exhaustion...and plus, it's been a hectic day all around.
Nora: Another one of those...
Storyteller: Ah, well...kick back with a book or something, and have some mint tea.
Erin: Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Erine81981]

Seems that one of our dormies are leaving.

Herry: Who?

Claudia. I sure will miss her.

Herry: Oh so shall we.

Maurice: She's leaving?

*nods head yes*

Maurice: But why? She's the life of the party.

Murray: And she's always fun to dance with.

Monsters: Why do you have to leave Claudia?

Don't worry.....guuuysss. *tears weld up* I can't let her see me crrraayyyy. *starts sobbing*

Herry: *crying* We are all gonna miss her.

Murray: *crying* And her dancing too.

Maurice: *crying And her roomies too.

Everyone keeps tearing up in room 26