Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Fragglemuppet]

Man, did the dormhouse just get washed with a massive psunami of bordom juice? It's hot, it's sticky, and everyone here's just so...
fraggles: Booooring.
No, of course the people here aren't boring; it's just that...
fraggles: Booooring.
*glares mock daggers at the fraggles* Shhh!
*all laugh*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo... what are you doing?
Gonzo: *lights fuse* Decreasing boredom.
Ryan: What? Wait! How?
Gonzo: Adding another room.
Ryan: ...Beg pardon?
Gonzo: Well, okay, not adding another room, just... ditching yours.
Ryan: WHAT? Gonzo! Clifford's in there!
Clifford: *pokes head out of room* What?
Ryan: *grabs Clifford* *grabs Gonzo* *dives for cover*
*room explodes*
Gonzo: *jumps up* Whoo! Wasn't that great!
Ryan: *walks zombie-like to hole* ...My... room!
Clifford: *moth falls open* *glasses fall off* ...My... room... TOO! That's it, ya little nerd, you're DEAD!
Gonzo: But hey, at least we're not bored anymore! Ha ha!

 

[BEAR]

(Bert and Ernie appear outside Kate's window)
Bert: Well, if you need something fun to do, I've got some books here you can read. May I suggest this one? The Island of the Grey Pigeon. It's a classic! Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Ernie: Bert, you aren't getting it, are you?
Bert: Huh?
Ernie: Let's just go down to the pool, huh? (leaves)
Bert: Okay. (to Kate and Fraggles) I'll just leave this here with you incase you change your mind. (hands Kate the book)
Ernie: (calling) Beeert!
Bert: Coming! (leaves)

 

[The Count]

Bored? Hot? Got nothing to do tonight?
Then crank up the AC and tune in to another Muppet movie night.
Which one will we be playing in the common room? That's up to the whim of fate to decide. We'll be starting in a few minutes at 10 o'clock, so get some popcorn or peanuts and soda or whatever you want to drink... Pull up a chair or get comfy cozy in the sofas... And get ready to enjoy a fine film starring our feltened friends.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Floyd: Gee! Today sure is boring....
Oh, don't worry Floyd. Things will get plenty exciting soon enough with my bro's wedding next weekend!
Pepe: *yawns*
Animal: *throws banana at Beaker*

Beaker: MEEMEEEMEEP *Flails until he hits the ground*

Claudia: *Gasps* FLYING BANNANA!

Bunsen: Tsstssts *Covers mouth* Oh dear. Animal certainly gave a good hit!

Beaker: *Twitch twitch* Meeemeeeeeee *Shakes*

Claudia: *Giggles* I think it's one of the roomies.

 

[The Count]

Uh Bert... You do realize Kate's room's up on the third floor don't you? So you'd probably have to be up on a ladder to appear outside her window. Either that, or crane your neck upwards and shout all the way up there. But would a Fraggle jump out and into yur arms? Or would you get another shark as a result of your vociferations...
*Chuckles and leaves to prep for the movie night.

 

[BEAR]

Ryan: Gonzo... what are you doing?
Gonzo: *lights fuse* Decreasing boredom.
Ryan: What? Wait! How?
Gonzo: Adding another room.
Ryan: ...Beg pardon?
Gonzo: Well, okay, not adding another room, just... ditching yours.
Ryan: WHAT? Gonzo! Clifford's in there!
Clifford: *pokes head out of room* What?
Ryan: *grabs Clifford* *grabs Gonzo* *dives for cover*
*room explodes*
Gonzo: *jumps up* Whoo! Wasn't that great!
Ryan: *walks zombie-like to hole* ...My... room!
Clifford: *moth falls open* *glasses fall off* ...My... room... TOO! That's it, ya little nerd, you're DEAD!
Gonzo: But hey, at least we're not bored anymore! Ha ha!

(after the explosion...)
Telly: What was that?
Big Bird: More fireworks?
Telly: But Fourth of July is over, isn't it?
Bry: That wasn't a firework, guys.
Telly: You mean...?
Bry: No, Telly. It wasn't that either. Atleast not exactly. Just relax. (Hears commotion of voices down the hall) I know exactly what it was. I'll handle this. (runs out the door to go twist Gonzo's nose in a knot)

 

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: *yawns* *stretches awake* Was I dreamin', or did a truck crash outside our room?
Ryan: *on knees peering out hole* My room...
Uncle Deadly: My my, what an exciting day.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bored? Hot? Got nothing to do tonight?
Then crank up the AC and tune in to another Muppet movie night.
Which one will we be playing in the common room? That's up to the whim of fate to decide. We'll be starting in a few minutes at 10 o'clock, so get some popcorn or peanuts and soda or whatever you want to drink... Pull up a chair or get comfy cozy in the sofas... And get ready to enjoy a fine film starring our feltened friends.

Bunsen: *Amused* Come Beakie! Let us watch our friends in their glory in 'Muppet Movie Night' as well as we modest gents!

Beaker: *Throws bannana back at Animal* Meemee! X3 *Hmphs and nods at Bunsen's safe idea*

Claudia: Wait for me! *Giggles* Animal might throw a piano on you Beakie.

*Exits the room*

 

[BEAR]

Uh Bert... You do realize Kate's room's up on the third floor don't you? So you'd probably have to be up on a ladder to appear outside her window. Either that, or crane your neck upwards and shout all the way up there. But would a Fraggle jump out and into yur arms? Or would you get another shark as a result of your vociferations...
*Chuckles and leaves to prep for the movie night.

Bert: Hi, Ed. I see you noticed my new "W" ladder. That is what I used to climb up there.
Ernie: Ya know, we could have just used the stairs inside or the elevator.
Bert: True, but that would be boring, wouldn't it?
Ernie: Khekhekhekhe!