Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Cackles all the way from her room* XD

OOC: I could not help myself. XD

 

[The Count]

*Opening door, tending to Uncle Deadly. *In deepest voice possible: You raaaang?
Count: Come in my fiend, let us count the vonderful garnishes for that delicious Cannaball Prawn soup. Kill-basas? Monster mashed potatoes? Blood sausages? Ah, that's 3, 3 terrific tantalizing dishes!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (getting ready to go to bed but has noticed that Telly is missing) I wonder where Telly is at. Haven't seen him all day. (sees Hoots out the window) Hey, Hoots. Have you seen Telly?
Hoots: Not since last night before the fireworks. In fact...I didn't even see him during the fireworks.
Bry: I wonder where he could be...
Hoots: Ah wait. I think I found the furry guy right over there.
(Bryan goes outside to discover Telly sitting curled in a ball against the fence which closes off Big Bird's nest area)
Bry: Telly what are you doing out here?
Telly: (shaking) Taking cover.
Bry: Taking cover? What are you talking about?
Telly: The bombs. They're after us again!
Bry: What? Who's after us?
Telly: The bad guys.
Bry: Telly...those were just fireworks that Gonzo was shooting off last night. They're just for fun and pretty to look at. Don't you remember last year on Fourth of July? We had fireworks then too.
Telly: But they're just so loud and scary.
Bry: Oh, Telly. I know they are loud but they really aren't something you need to be afraid of. We really need to work on this with you. It's okay to be scared sometimes but it's a matter of how you handle your fears.
Telly: What should I do? You're a smart guy. Help me!

Bry: (sings)
When I'm so jittery my knees buckle,
Ice water tickles my spine,
I 'm trapped like a butterfly in a net
Then I say to myself:
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met.
Telly:
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met.
Bry:
This game makes very good sense
I get results
Telly:
Isn't that great!
Bry:
Get back my confidence
And then even pulse seventy-eight
So when I panic and feel each day
I come to the end of the line
Then I say that fear hasn't licked me yet
I keep telling myself
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met
Telly:
Funny, but suddenly I can't swallow
I think I'm going to die
Sometimes, if you pardon the word, I sweat!
Bry:
Then you say to yourself,
"I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met."
Telly:
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met
Bry:
Good!
Telly:
Your game makes very good sense
I get results
Bry:
Isn't that fine?
Telly:
Got back my confidence and then
Even pulse a hundred and nine
Bry:
So when you panic and think each day
You fail at whatever you try
Telly:
I just say that fear hasn't licked me yet!
Bry:
And keep telling yourself
Telly:
I'm the strongest, soundest stoical,
Daringest monster, most heroical
I'm the bravest individual
Both:
I have ever met!
(song ends)

Bry: So, Telly...how do you feel now?
Telly: Great. No, Bryan! Better than great! I feel...amazing! I'm not afraid anymore.
Bry: Oh, I'm so glad, Telly!
Telly: Thank you, Bryan. You're wise...very wise.
Bry: Eh, I do what I can.

 

[Gloat]

*after a couple of hours looking around the building, Adam, Boppity and Gloat appear by the pool*

Adam: You know what? That walk has really put me off swimming

Boppity: How come? It wasn't that bad

Adam: You almost killed me on a flight of stairs! *Grabs Boppity and chucks him in the deep end of the pool, then walks up behind Gloat* I don't know what you did, but oh well, you probably did something *throws him in with Boppity* Now that those two are busy i'll have to find myself a place to sit and look around while i'm at it, ive never been here

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(last night)

(group walks in, slurping up last little bits of ice cream - for Erin (MN), it's the chocolate-orange swirl, Nora's got the Transylvania Twist and Storyteller's got the radish crunch cake)

MN: Oh, man, that's good stuff.
Nora: Mmm, yes...ow, I've got an ice cream headache coming on.
Storyteller: (devouring last bit of cake) Are you sure it's the ice cream, and not your vision-related headaches?
MN: That's right, we're off to the eye doctor's tomorrow.

(today)

Storyteller: I do hope those two don't walk into any light poles on the way back here.
(door opens)
MN: (singing, wearing sunglasses) Fill my eyes...with that double vision...
Nora: I can't believe it. I'm going to look like the terror twins now.
MN: Now, there's worse things than that...like being photophobic for the next few hours.
Storyteller: Well, dear girls, how did it go?
MN: Nora needs glasses.
Storyteller: Oh, that's nice, very nice!
Nora: Nice? My little brother and sister wear them, too!
MN: In case you haven't noticed, both your roommates wear them as well. And Frank, and Dave...and I've seen Richard wearing them from time to time - wire rims look good on him.
Nora: I guess you're right.
Storyteller: And you, Erin? You're squinting quite a bit.
MN: My eyes are still feeling the effects of those medicated drops. I'll be all right eventually. (singing) I wear my sunglasses at night...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bry: (getting ready to go to bed but has noticed that Telly is missing) I wonder where Telly is at. Haven't seen him all day. (sees Hoots out the window) Hey, Hoots. Have you seen Telly?
Hoots: Not since last night before the fireworks. In fact...I didn't even see him during the fireworks.
Bry: I wonder where he could be...
Hoots: Ah wait. I think I found the furry guy right over there.
(Bryan goes outside to discover Telly sitting curled in a ball against the fence which closes off Big Bird's nest area)
Bry: Telly what are you doing out here?
Telly: (shaking) Taking cover.
Bry: Taking cover? What are you talking about?
Telly: The bombs. They're after us again!
Bry: What? Who's after us?
Telly: The bad guys.
Bry: Telly...those were just fireworks that Gonzo was shooting off last night. They're just for fun and pretty to look at. Don't you remember last year on Fourth of July? We had fireworks then too.
Telly: But they're just so loud and scary.
Bry: Oh, Telly. I know they are loud but they really aren't something you need to be afraid of. We really need to work on this with you. It's okay to be scared sometimes but it's a matter of how you handle your fears.
Telly: What should I do? You're a smart guy. Help me!

Bry: (sings)
When I'm so jittery my knees buckle,
Ice water tickles my spine,
I 'm trapped like a butterfly in a net
Then I say to myself:
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met.
Telly:
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met.
Bry:
This game makes very good sense
I get results
Telly:
Isn't that great!
Bry:
Get back my confidence
And then even pulse seventy-eight
So when I panic and feel each day
I come to the end of the line
Then I say that fear hasn't licked me yet
I keep telling myself
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met
Telly:
Funny, but suddenly I can't swallow
I think I'm going to die
Sometimes, if you pardon the word, I sweat!
Bry:
Then you say to yourself,
"I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met."
Telly:
I'm the bravest individual
I have ever met
Bry:
Good!
Telly:
Your game makes very good sense
I get results
Bry:
Isn't that fine?
Telly:
Got back my confidence and then
Even pulse a hundred and nine
Bry:
So when you panic and think each day
You fail at whatever you try
Telly:
I just say that fear hasn't licked me yet!
Bry:
And keep telling yourself
Telly:
I'm the strongest, soundest stoical,
Daringest monster, most heroical
I'm the bravest individual
Both:
I have ever met!
(song ends)

Bry: So, Telly...how do you feel now?
Telly: Great. No, Bryan! Better than great! I feel...amazing! I'm not afraid anymore.
Bry: Oh, I'm so glad, Telly!
Telly: Thank you, Bryan. You're wise...very wise.
Bry: Eh, I do what I can.

Very nice written lyrics. <3

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Drinking coffee* It's a very unusually calm and tame day.

Beaker: Meep *looks around*

Claudia: Yes, it's a nice change. It won't last very long.. *Says dryly*

Bunsen: Mmhmm.

Beaker: *Throws a bannana acros the room randomly*

Bunsen & Claudia: *Stares at it endlessly*

Beaker: *shrugs uncharacteristically*

Bunsen: Gee, nice throw Beakie!

Claudia: *Dumbfounded* That was the wierdness we needed.

Beaker: Meep.

Bunsen: Tsstsst *Giggle*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gah, it is so hot outside...
Gonzo: I could drop a refrigerator on you.
Ryan: ...Somehow... I don't think that would help.

 

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Gee! Today sure is boring....
Oh, don't worry Floyd. Things will get plenty exciting soon enough with my bro's wedding next weekend!
Pepe: *yawns*
Animal: *throws banana at Beaker*

 

[ZootyCutie]

197, 198...

Zoot: Maddie, what are you doing?

Counting celing tiles, it's the only thing to keep me occupied. Great. I just lost count. Say, where are the others?

Zoot: At EB Games.

Well, why are they there?

*door opens, and Dr. Teeth, Janice and Lips come in. Dr. Teeth is holding something behind his back*

Guys, what is this about? What's that behind your back?

*Dr. Teeth reveals it to be a Wii*

No way! You managed to score a Wii?

Janice: Like, it was the second to last one there! We got rully lucky.

That's why your my friends. You guys are just so awesome!

(OOC: I did manage to score a Wii today. And it was also the second to last one there. )