Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ZootyCutie]

Okay you guys, since we're here, what should we do?

Janice: I rully think we should sing a song, to show that we are here.

Lips: That's a great idea!

Zoot: Huh? I was asleep.

ZootyCutie (Maddie): There's nowhere in the world that I would rather be
Than with you my love

Janice: And there's nothing in the world that I would rather see
Than your smile my love

All: For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

Lips: For united we stand
Divided we fall

Zoot: And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

All: And if the world about you falls apart my love
Then I'll still be here
And if the going gets too hard along the way
Just you call, I'll hear

Janice: Wow! Like that was rully awesome!

Zoot: Yeah. I'm going back to sleep.

 

[BEAR]

(All of the roomies of #29 are in Big Bird's outdoor nest area waiting to start the project)
Bry: Big Bird, what are we waiting for?
Big Bird: The paper!
Snuffy: (comes shuffling in with a roll of something in his snuffle) Here ya go, Bird! Here's your big role of paper!
Big Bird: Oh great, Snuffy! Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Snuffy: No problem.
Bry: What kind of paper is this?
Snuffy: Computer paper from my mommy's printer. I hope it's the right size.
Telly: It's huge!
Big Bird: But it's exactly what we need.
Bert: This map is gonna cover their whole wall.
Ernie: This map is going to cover The Great Wall!
Bert: (getting his joke) Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Hey, do you hear that music?
Telly: Sounds good.
Bry: Yeah. Nothing like drawing to a good beat!
(the roomies start working on the project for the new tenants)

 

[ZootyCutie]

(Maddie and roomies are all on the Gamecube)

I'm telling you guys! Toadette is the best character to use! She could so beat anyone in a mini game!

Janice: Like, yeah right! Birdo's fer surely got the main hand on this game!

Zoot: Man, you guys are nuts. Waluigi definitally has got the moves to win any of these games and leave the others in the dust!

Lips: Okay, you really need to stop arguing. Let's just come to agreement and say that Dry Bones is the best choice for Mario Party 7.

(all start arguing very loudly and are not paying attention to the game)

 

[The Count]

*From within his trashcan... Oscar smiles that grouchy smile of his as he hears the arguing coming from Room #28 and thinks nothing could be better than that for his birthday, which he was grouchily happy ( and a little sad though he might not admit it to anyone) that noone bothered him with that silly birthday stuff yesterday.

 

[ZootyCutie]

Okay, I have to say, that arguing was a little unneeded.

Janice: Fer sure. I feel rully bad now.

Zoot: Man, how could a video game get in the way of what's important?

Lips: And that is?

Zoot: I forget.

Oh well. What can you expect from Zoot? Anyway, since Mario Party got a little problematic, why not some Super Smash Bros.?

Lips: I guess that's okay. But just let me say, Link could easily...

Me, Janice and Zoot: Lay off with it!

 

[BEAR]

*From within his trashcan... Oscar smiles that grouchy smile of his as he hears the arguing coming from Room #28 and thinks nothing could be better than that for his birthday, which he was grouchily happy ( and a little sad though he might not admit it to anyone) that noone bothered him with that silly birthday stuff yesterday.

(ooc: Uuh...Ed, me and the guys wrote a birthday song for him and sang it last night. Actually, we're the only one's that did anything for him on his birthday.)

 

[BEAR]

(All admiring their work)
Bry: Well, what do you think, guys?
Bert: Hunky dory!
Ernie: Yeah, it looks good.
Bry: Should we take it over there now?
Roomies: Yeah!
Snuffy: I have to get back home to my cave now for dinner. I'll see ya later though!
Big Bird: Okay. Bye, Snuffy! Thanks for your help!
Snuffy: Anytime, Bird. So long!

(the rest of us go across the hall to room #28 and knock)
Bry: Hello? Anyone there?

 

[ZootyCutie]

Oh, hello! I'm Homestar, and this is a...

Janice: Maddie! You rully need to stop it with the H-star-R!

Sorry. *ahem* Welcome to room 28, current residents are Me, Janice, Zoot and Lips. How can I help you?

Zoot: I gave her that line!

Lips: And I'm sure she wishes she gave it right back!

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Yeah I know Bry... But since Oscar never replied, I figured he stayed inside his can groaning and moaning at the song coming from outside and didn't even come out to scream "Scram!" at whoever was there. Even dropped off a cake earlier today... But you know how grouches are.
Sorry for the oversight, take care buddy.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hi, we're your neighbors across the hall in room #29. We just wanted to welcome you to the Muppet Dorms. Zoot? Janice, Lips? What a surprise! How nice to see you back again!
Ernie: So that was that loud music I heard from the tubby this morning.
Bry: And you must be Maddy? (shakes her hand) I'm Bryan and these are my roomies.
Ernie: Hi, there! (shakes Maddy's hand) We're Ernie and Bert.
Bert: Yeah.
Telly: Whoah! Video games! (picks up the controller) Do you have Triangle Mania?
Bry: That's Telly Monster.
Big Bird: And I'm Big Bird. Oh, it's so nice to have new friends moving in. We have a present for you. (helps me roll it out to reveal a very colorful map of the dorms layout) It's a map of the dorms so you will never get lost.
Telly: Except for when Oscar tells you to. Then the map will help you do that!
Ernie: And for each room, there is a picture of the people that live there.
Big Bird: That's my nest! (points to the section of the map with the colored doors, a nest and Big Bird holding Radar)
Bert: And here is the roof where I feed the pigeons.
Ernie: And this is "Rosie"! (points to the bathroom)
Bry: Rosie?
Ernie: My bathtub.
Telly: Do you like it?
Bry: I know it's a little big, but hopefully you can find a place for it.
Big Bird: We all worked really hard on it!
Bry: Well, we'll let you go, but if you ever want to drop by, we're just a few steps away. Come on, guys!
Bert: Bye!
Ernie: Bye bye!
Big Bird: Visit us anytime!
Bry: Telly, put down their game.
Telly: Oops. (hands controller back to Maddy) See ya! (laughs nervously)
Bry: Bye!
(all exit)