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lael

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And on that note, could you imagine what it would be like if Big Bird could fly?

It would be like the neighbors pool in Harry and the Henderson's... 'the condor theory'

can you imagne the size of the bird feeder on the front lawn or the bird house, better yet bird condo? Geezus!!! you'd have to take out a second loan..... a bird that size... would have to eat small children or random woodland creatures. OH DEER!!!!

deer would have to dare one another to dash across clearings....
"OH DEER, you DOE!!"
"no. you DOE!"
"no, I don't want to DOE. you should DOE first."
"FAUN. BUCK it. I'll DOE. EWE better be right behind me!"
"NAAAAAAHHHH, i'll wait.... DOE! DOE! he's comming!"
"DOE I CALF to!?!"
(miksed my aminals a bit thur)

wow. a bit of randomness there kidz.

have a delightful day!!!
 

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Randomness? On this forum? Who'd have thought it! Unwarented, I tell you, hither to unseen!
 

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[quote=Teheheman;523133]Says the king of randomness himself
Daniel[/quote]

Should I bow or be kissing rings or something? *:confused:*
 

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You may bow...if you wish. But don't touch the rings! *draws regal hand away*
 

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hmm.. I wonder if they're hiring.. I always wanted to work in a Circus.. and I do have a unicycle (not that I can ride it or anything, but maybe they'll give a job for a unicycle)
 

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Maybe you can sell it for money or something. Or Coke Rewards, I always need some of those :wink:

Daniel
 
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