The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

"If free public libraries didn't already exist, and somebody tried to invent them, they would be condemned as a Socialist plot." ~ Some librarian on social media

 

[LittleJerry92]

Izzy Gomez: Aye-aye-aye, I got to get a tow and unload these bananas.....

 

[fuzzygobo]

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want to get an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

 

[Any Del]

Been in college for 3 years and never got laid.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Join the club, kid.

 

[cjd874]

Same here. (le sigh)

 

[LittleJerry92]

“Dolphin penises are healthy.”

Yes, this is an actual quote I once heard.

 

[D'Snowth]

Probably this video:

 

[LittleJerry92]

Lol no, it was actually through a Total Drama Island roleplay group on Facebook (when role playing as the characters seemed to be popular in mid to late 2010 when World Tour was airing on Cartoon Network and in Australia) and I, as the character Ezekiel, was joking around about being force fed Chef Hatchet’s dolphin hot dogs and he responds with “SHUT UP DOLPHIN PENISES ARE HEALTHY **** I’M EATING ONE RIGHT NOW” and I just remembered the quote.

but oh my god that video

 

[D'Snowth]

On the subject of dolphins, here's an actual quote from an old friend of mine who worked in fast food down in Florida:

"Something smells like dolphins; must be an idiot in the drive-thru again."