The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

LUIS: Telly, I'm a fix-it man, remember?
TELLY: Oh, what does that have to do with anything, Luis?! It's always about you, isn't it?! You-you-you!!!

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

LUIS: Telly, I'm a fix-it man, remember?
TELLY: Oh, what does that have to do with anything, Luis?! It's always about you, isn't it?! You-you-you!!!

Which episode is that from?

 

[D'Snowth]

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Thank you.

 

[D'Snowth]

"To me, the greatest invention since 1950 is the birth control pill, but that, sometimes, is still a little too controversial to talk about on TV, so I'll just shut the **** up now." ~ Craig Ferguson

 

[D'Snowth]

"I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!" ~ Jack Black in THE MUPPETS

 

[Mo Frackle]

"I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!" ~ Jack Black in THE MUPPETS

Lew: Mr. the Frog, we all agreed - a celebrity is not a people!

 

[cjd874]

Lew: Mr. the Frog, we all agreed - a celebrity is not a people!

Let's keep this going...

Uncle Deadly: “Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!”

 

[D'Snowth]

BULLWINKLE: Heavens to Betsy! This car is stickin' its tongue out at me!
KEL: Oh, no it's not, it's just a fax.
ROCKY and BULLWINKLE: A what?
KENAN: A fax. Don't you guys know about faxes?
KEL: Yeah, don't you know about email?
BULLWINKLE: Sure, a fax is a little red critter that steals geese and chickens. Half of 'em are males, and the other half are emails.
KEL: No, it's a way of transmitting computer-generated information across great distances in the blink of an eye.
BULLWINKLE: Well, I was close.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Maud Pie - [deadpan] I like that fissure in the sidewalk It's an elegant example of thermal expansion and soil sentiment.
Rarity - Fissure in thhhhhhhe soil...? What?! But I...! All of this...! And she likes a crack?!
from My Little Pony Season 6, Episode 2 - The Gift of the Maud Pie