The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

Mudwell cradles Dead Tom in his arms and sobs over him.
MUDWELL: Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. . . . Dead Tom's dead . . . (Sobs; kisses Tom's jaw) LONG JOHN SHOT HIM!!! (Sobs)
WALLEYED PIKE: But, Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.
MUDWELL: (Beat) Oh. (Drops Dead Tom)

 

[Flaky Pudding]

A bunch of random quotes for the fun of it:

"I'm the magical fairy from Happy Land, I like making people happy!" - Homer Simpson.
"Tag with Ice Bear for president," - Ice Bear.
"A balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for PARTY OVER HERE!" - Cleveland Brown
"Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten!" - Stitch
"All toasters toast toast" - Mario
"Heavy metal bands are pretty much The Wiggles for adults," - Jim Breuer.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!" - Cop from asdfmovie.
"When there's no cops around, anything is legal" - Grunkle Stan
"DINKLEBERG!" - Timmy Turner's dad.
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo. Wumbology the study of wumbo, it's FIRST GRADE, Spongebob!" - Patrick Star.
"We could put hamburgers on hot dog buns and call them hotdurgers," - Cat Valentine.
"When I was a kid, I was scared of the cars from Cars because they have big teeth," - Milhouse.
"You know FOR KIDS!?" - The Nostalgia Critic.
"Do horses get songs stuck in their heads?" - Tina Belcher.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?" - Shrek
"Tis but a scratch," - The Black Knight.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

A bunch of random quotes for the fun of it:

"I'm the magical fairy from Happy Land, I like making people happy!" - Homer Simpson.
"Tag with Ice Bear for president," - Ice Bear.
"A balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for PARTY OVER HERE!" - Cleveland Brown
"Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten!" - Stitch
"All toasters toast toast" - Mario
"Heavy metal bands are pretty much The Wiggles for adults," - Jim Breuer.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!" - Cop from asdfmovie.
"When there's no cops around, anything is legal" - Grunkle Stan
"DINKLEBERG!" - Timmy Turner's dad.
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo. Wumbology the study of wumbo, it's FIRST GRADE, Spongebob!" - Patrick Star.
"We could hamburgers on hot dogs and call them hotdurgers," - Cat Valentine.
"When I was a kid, I was scared of the cars from Cars because they have big teeth," - Milhouse.
"You know FOR KIDS!?" - The Nostalgia Critic.
"Do horses get songs stuck in their heads?" - Tina Belcher.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?" - Shrek
"Tis but a scratch," - The Black Knight.

I love the Mario quote that you just put.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I love the Mario quote that you just put.

I do too. Thank you, .

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I do too. Thank you, .

You're welcome!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Hiya Griswald!

- Gelman The Bully

 

[D'Snowth]

"It looks like somebody peed on a dead velociraptor. This makes me want to just go slit my wrists and die." ~ Some guy on YouTube

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"It looks like somebody peed on a dead velociraptor. This makes me want to just go slit my wrists and die." ~ Some guy on YouTube

 

[D'Snowth]

It was a playing card deck review some guy did on a really bad deck he bought at Walmart; the first comment is on the deck's back design, and the second comment was his overall closing remarks on the entire deck.

 

[Mo Frackle]

"I thought I should bring you the Spring reading list and... Oh! Are you having cake???!!!" - Mr. Ratburn