The corny joke thread

[fuzzygobo]

Do you know the rope joke?
No? Well, skip it.

 

[D'Snowth]

Kris Kringle-cut fries!

You got it.

 

[cjd874]

Do you know the rope joke?
No? Well, skip it.

Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
No? Well, then there's no point to it.

Did you hear the one about the fifteen-foot-high fence?
You haven't? Well, it would have gone over your head anyway.

 

[D'Snowth]

Why did this one guy decide to not eat any Thanksgiving leftovers?

 

[snichols1973]

Why did this one guy decide to not eat any Thanksgiving leftovers?

Because he wanted to quit "cold turkey"?

 

[tutter_fan]

I've got one (and I did take it from Fozzie Bear himself) "What is green, waves his arms, and is found in Chinese Restaurants?"

 

[D'Snowth]

Because he wanted to quit "cold turkey"?

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

 

[snichols1973]

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

What kind of car does Colonel Sanders like to drive?
A "chicken coupe".

 

[MuppetSpot]

What's a ghost favorite game?
Hide & Shriek.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Now for a dirty joke.
Two pigs went in the mud.

And the dirty part- three came out.