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The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Kiki, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. TheWeirdoGirl

    TheWeirdoGirl Well-Known Member

    I don't even know where he got the idea of naming Christmas trees. One of my other brothers had just gotten really excited about the new Fozzie Hallmark ornament (he loves that bear to death), and then the five-year-old suddenly commented that we should name our Christmas tree after Fozzie. :p
  2. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    During Life Drawing class, it was all peaceful and quiet. Then it was broken by some random guy right outside belting out "Do they know it's Christmas?" at the top of his lungs. XD
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  3. Slackbot

    Slackbot Well-Known Member

    Today, while waiting for the bus, my neighbor complained about being cold. He was wearing a hoodie, hood down. No gloves. And drinking iced tea. Derp.
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  4. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Sounds like Boober alright. He had no gloves or mittens? Poor thing! :sigh:
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    I get a kick out of how British people throw the word "cow" around like a deragatory remark, like, "That so-and-so is such a stupid ol' cow!" XD
  6. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    My mom uses "cow" as an insult :p
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  7. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    I use cows as a source of milk.
  8. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    The word "cow" should not be spoken to Chinese people.
  9. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    May I ask why?
  10. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    "cow" sounds like 「靠」and that's an insult.
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Sounds like... what?
  12. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    Redicuous, right?
  13. Ozymandias

    Ozymandias Well-Known Member

    My ex-boyfriend's mom made me laugh with a message she sent me (we exchange letters back and forth on FB, and she's a sweetie :D). She lives all the way in Southern Ontario so I don't get to talk to her very often.

    Anyways, in her letter, she was like, "It was so cold today! Four below celsius!"

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :laugh: She's talking to the girl who is used to -20 Celsius and only starts complaining when the temperatures dip to -30. XD Oh, Ontarians. :D
  14. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Two things made me laugh today:

    I'm looking at the magazine rack in the store and i see "Teen Vogue" - which immediately made me think of this quote from Absolutely Fabulous: "English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, Darling!"

    The second thing that made me laugh was:

  15. TheWeirdoGirl

    TheWeirdoGirl Well-Known Member

  16. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    I put on a red woolly hat, I think I look cool. My elder sister agrees, my younger says I look like Where's Wally's (Waldo) Girlfriend.

    Happy Doomsday!
  17. Ozymandias

    Ozymandias Well-Known Member

    I just got Rick-Rolled. :p
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  18. TheWeirdoGirl

    TheWeirdoGirl Well-Known Member

    Yesterday, my uncle and I wrote this ridiculous song called "Happy Happy Kermit Day." It goes like this (warning- it is long and makes little sense):

    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day
    When he smiles, the bugs fly away
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Don't be sorry, don't be gray
    The bugs aren't happy, but it's Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Brush your teeth, go wash your toes
    Are the fish biting? Oh, who knows
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Roller skates, roller blades
    No matter what, come join the parade
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Karate one, karate two
    Karate in the nose for you
    Piggy will bite you and chop you too
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Come join the parade, it's Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Rainbows and tones of blue
    Orange, pink and purple too
    Macy's Corvette, oh so new
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Double snores, double dues
    How's the sleeping, is it new?
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    Happy happy sleeping day
    Horns play and tigers hey!
    Happy happy Kermit day
    Happy happy Kermit day

    I think we've got a hit on our hands. :p
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  19. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

  20. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    I was out for lunch with about seventeen family members, one of whom was my three-year-old second cousin. She was the afternoon entertainment, always running about, putting her stuffed Heffalump on the bar and taking a bunch of soft toys sitting on a nearby piano and putting them back dozens of times. It was ages until we asked for the bill.


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