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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by dwayne1115, Nov 28, 2012.
: Good enough! *takes slip and gobbles it up* Thank you!
Yeah, sure. Glad I could help.
Robin: *falls asleep on top of the piano*
Awwww, the poor little guy's exhausted from all the partying!
Cool. It's not gonna work, but let's see what happens *Puts on mistletoe hat*
Robin, robin, you gotta wake up...................
Robin: (groggily) Huh? Oh, hello galagr, just ( yawn ) give me five more minutes.....( dozes off )
Ok, buddy, and after you wake up we can play "Pin the Tail on the Penguin".
Er, I mean pin the tail on the Chicken
(Sigh) I mean pin the tail on the food object
Muppet Carrot: I take ofense to that statement.
You know what? Let's just drink eggnog after he wakes up.
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Egg Nog, Eggy nog......................
Uh, galagr, you forgot that Dr. Phil Van Neuter took the egg nog, I mean... never mind I will come back with more egg nog.
Colette Muppet - No, dear, you can't go out there, that storm is WICKED.
Okay, then I will have coffee.
COFFEE! COFFEE! AHAHAHA!
What the hey? ANIMAL! Okay, the cookies are out, I'm out of friutcake because the penguins ate it.
WA WA WA WA
Then, WHO HAS MY SWEATER?
Chickens? Then you what? This ia a DISASTER! What should I do now?
You are all WIERDOS!
*Canned laughter and applause*
That definitely wasn't funny.
: Eh? I can make tings funnier.
: Wait wait wait! I thought I was the funny one here.
You are, Fozzie.
: Oh good! 'Cause I got this great new joke. Wanna hear it?
: So...a midget is working at a mall during the Christmas season. You know...when you see all those Santas at the malls and stuff. So anyways, a little girl sees the midget and yells out "Mommy! It's the Little Saint Nick!" Ahhh! Wocka wocka!
: Hey, bear, you're doing it all wrong.
: Yeah, you're too close to the audience. Back it up some.
: *backs up* How's that?
: Got a car?
: Do ho ho ho1
Oh, good grief! It's those hecklers again. (sighs)
Oh, I feel so terible (sighs)
Fozzie, what's wrong?
I rather not talk about it.
Fozzie, I thought your jokes... well they were funny to me.
You like my jokes?
Yeah, Foz! I thought they were good. Well, I.... Mo, can you talk to himn. I am (yawns) so tired.
Hey, Fozzie, come on! Your jokes are classic! That's what makes 'em so darn good. They're classic.
Speaking of classic, who's up for an Ed Wood movie, eh?
: And proud of it too!
: Fer sure!
(singing) Deck the halls with boughs of.... PENGUINS ON MY BED! Guys! GET OFF MY BED! Shoo!
(peguins waddle off my bed)
(Yawns) Now I am really tired. Lots of sleep and... AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Can's a rat have privacy here.
Then, why are sleeping on my bed... never mind, I am going to find another bed. (sighs)
Okay, I got the director's cut of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Bride of the Monster" with audio commentary by Ben Stein.
Ooooh, let's watch both!
: At the same time? What a terrific idea! And what great movie choices.
: Yes, I do quite enjoy science fiction.
: Hey, Statler, what do you think is worse? Watching the Muppets or watching an Ed Wood movie?
: Watching an Ed Wood movie with the Muppets.
: I've been meaning to ask... Who invited those old guys?
Emily: They're friends of mine Fozzie. They come and visit me every Christmas.
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