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The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by dwayne1115, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Could you make mine with whipped cream?

    *The Swedish Chef gets out a whip while Rowlf bursts into tears*

    *shocked* What? What did I say?
  2. Pinkflower7783

    Pinkflower7783 Well-Known Member

    *sighs* Not that kind of whip chef. Have you been hanging around Fozzie again?
  3. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    *nervously looks at the whip* I think I'll pass on the whipped cream. Got any marshmallows?
  4. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Hey! I want some smores. I am so hunnnnnngryyyyy!
  5. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    Good idea! Anyone else want s'mores?
  6. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Sure, I'm in!
  7. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    Great! *starts making s'mores* *has the feeling of being watched, so turns around* GAH! Animal, you startled me! What are you doing?
    :halo:: *stares at s'mores* Acting nat-u-ral.
  8. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    :sing:: *producing a box decorated with moons and stars.* Okay, buddy time to go in your box.
    :halo:: NO BOX! NO BOX! NO-

    *Floyd places the box over Animal's head. Animal instantly passes out, snoring*
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  9. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    *is impressed* Wow, Floyd, that actually worked! Would you like some s'mores?
    :sing:: Sure!
  10. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    Oooh I'll take some smores!
  11. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    There are s'mores for everybody! *moves out of the way before everyone stampedes into the kitchen*
  12. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Yikes!

    *Grabs as many s'mores as possible just as the stampede hits*

    *drags self out of kitchen*

    Phew! That was close! What the-?

    *Hears someone yelling and sees Robin flying out of the kitchen*

    Ohmygosh! Robin, are you alright?

    Robin: Are you kidding?! That was fun! *looks at hands then turns sad* But I didn't get any s'mores...

    Aw, never mind. Have some of mine.
  13. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]: Thanks!

    [​IMG]: Okay, buddy, what do you think of Piggy the Frog's S'mores?
    [​IMG]: I never tasted it. *BLAST*
    [​IMG]: *to everyone else* Now what do YOU think of her S'mores?
  14. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    *Robin and me stare in shock*

    Robin: *throws away s'mores* I don't want any!

    Me neither!
  15. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]: Hey, Walter, buddy!
    :fanatic:: Gary! I'm so glad you made it! Even if you are in Muppet form!
  16. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    Hey! I thought you liked my s'mores!
  17. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    We do! Uh... just not when Wilkins threatens to blow us up if we don't eat them.
  18. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    Okay, just making sure. *whispers* When he's not looking I'll make more. Would you like that?
  19. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    YES! Uh... I mean *whispers* yes, please.

    [​IMG]: Say, what was that all about.

    Uh, nothing, Wilkins! Say, why don't we go have some of that great coffee you keep talking about...

    [​IMG]: This can't end well.
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  20. Slackbot

    Slackbot Well-Known Member

    Rowlf and Cantus have had their heads together over at the piano for some time. Now Rowlf strikes up a tango, which sounds very odd coming from an out-of-tune piano, and Cantus begins to sing in a voice that sounds remarkably like Rowlf's:
    "There's a heartache and a memory and just a tear or two​
    In a broken-hearted lovers' stew.​

    "There's a radish 'cause you kept repeating that your love was true,​
    A beetroot for the time I said that I'd beetroot to you,​
    Some shallots for the time I said I love you such shallot,​
    Some capers to remind me of what up to which we got.​

    "A turnip for the way you always used to turnip late,​
    A melon for the melon-choly way I used to wait,​
    A chilli for how I felt as I waited for you,​
    And a marrow to remind me of what I was frozen to!"​
    Murray remarks, "Vegetarian humor," and takes another sip of his lemonade. He's grinning; how many people would believe Cantus even knew bawdy songs?

    *****

    Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew is by Benny Hill.


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