The Accident, The Guilt, The Confession and The Revival...

[Misskermie]

Finally, Le next chapter~! I've had y'all on a cliffhanger for a while now!




Piggy stared at the police in horror. She was done for. There was no escaping her punishment. She knew exactly what was going to happen. They were going to arrest her, then put her right in the hot seat. Then, they were gonna sell her remains as cooked bacon! Piggy already felt herself grow weak. She closed her eyes as the cops approached her...
Her eyes opened suddenly when she heard the complaints of her long time alien co-worker. He was being dragged away.
"Where are you taking Gonzo?" Fozzie asked.
"He's under arrest for the illegal purchase of fireworks!" The cop said.
"You can't do that! He's a stunt man! Oh, what do we do!?" Fozzie was clearly in a panic.
Piggy watched as they dragged him away.
"What was it you wanted to tell us Piggy?" Scooter asked.
Piggy looked at her friends. Then at the cops who were still making an exit.
Stupid blue freak ruined my opportunity... Piggy thought.
"Oh, I've forgotten, so it must not have been important, excuse moi!" Piggy ran upstairs to her room, and put her back to the door after slamming it. She took deep breaths until she ended up in tears, sliding down to the floor.




Later that day, Piggy had taken a visit to Kermit's room, originally looking for a way to say that he fell out of the window, but then she saw a photo of Kermit and herself on his dresser, kissing without regret. She remembered that day...



"Piggy are you sure you don't want to lay down?" Kermit asked.
Piggy shook her head. "Just because I'm sick, doesn't mean I can't perform on tonight's show. I have a torch song to do!" Piggy coughed a thunderous cough after speaking.
"I'm sorry Piggy, but I'm going to have to replace you tonight. I think you should go home. I wouldn't want you to get too sick..." Kermit said, holding her in his arms, trying to escort her to her dressing room.
"Oh Kermie, you do love Moi..." And Piggy made the make-out session commence. And who else but Jaz to be there and snap a perfect picture?




He's so sweet... Piggy thought. That's it! I'm going to turn myself in! If... If they put me in the hot seat, then I'll be one step closer to my frog! Piggy stormed out of his room, prepared to take a huge step in her life.
Possibly ending it.



What's next? *shrugs*

MWA HA HA!!!

 

[Misskermie]

Next chapter...
DUN DUNN DUNNN~!



Piggy was right outside of the police station. It was pouring with rain, and the skies were dark. The fitting atmosphere chilled her to the bone... And the feeling got worse.
"Aunt Piggy...?"
Piggy had hoped that voice wasn't whom she had thought it was. She slowly turned around and saw no one. She dared to look down at her feet.
"Robbie..." She dropped down to his height, still overshadowing him, as she seemed to do to everyone.
"Aunt Piggy, why are you outside of the police station? Is something wrong?" He asked. Bless his heart... He doesn't even suspect I'm the problem... Piggy thought.
She shed a tear, having the small frog wipe it from her cheek.
"What's wrong?" He asked again.
She paused a moment.
"Robbie... Please.... Promise Moi that... That you won't look at me any different than you do right now after I tell vous this." Her words were cryptic, and he wasn't even aware. It was very saddening.
"I promise..."



Hey guess what...
Since I'm lazy,
it's late,
And I love messing with your brains...
*ahem*
CLIFFHANGER!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAH!!!
I is evil.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Wow! Robin made a promise to Piggy.

JAZ! Another Cliffhanger?

MORRRRRRRRE Please?

I warn ya dat I hate them cliffhangers.

 

[Misskermie]

Ok, resuming chapter.... I'll try not to troll you guys this time~!


...
*ahem*
...

....
"Robbie... I did something very... Very naughty."
"You took the cookies from the cookie jar?" Robin asked, ever so innocent. Piggy smiled, but then wondered, How on earth did he know that? She returned to her frowning state.
"Me and your Uncle Kermit got into a little arguement... And he said something very... Hurtful. And Robbie, you know what Moi does when I'm hurt...'
Robin definitely did not like the sounds of this. Not one bit. He did not smile.... But he also didn't frown either.
"I pushed him... And I wish I didn't because I shouldn't have been so angry.."
Here, Robin teared up.
"You killed Uncle Kermit!"
Robin ran away, teared up.
Piggy watched him run, and while it tugged on her heart strings, she had to do what was right so Robin could forgive her someday. It was more suffering to see him this way. She sighed, and went inside of the secure area of the police station.
Let's get this over with...



Robin ran into the house and into the comfort of Fozzie's furry arms.
"Robin? Why are you crying?" Fozzie asked, patting his head.
Robin was so inconsolable at the moment that he simply just buried his head into Fozzie's chest. Fozzie kinda wanted to cry too.
Rowlf happened to be passing by at the moment.
"Hey, what's wrong with Robin?" He asked.
"He won't say."
"Piggy KILLED him!"
Fozzie tilted his head slightly.
"Was Piggy eating your gingerbread men again?" Rowlf asked.
Robin shook his head. "Uncle Kermit...."
Fozzie gasped.
"She wouldn't!"
"She did!"
Fozzie and Rowlf exchanged looks.
"Tell me everything that happened..."





Piggy was already in a police car, ready to be escorted to prison. She was still upset about the torture she had to put Robin through... But there were bright sides... Robin probably had told everyone by now, and they all probably hated her...
But she wouldn't be around for that to happen...
At she looked good in orange...

 

[Twisted Tails]

Whoa! Piggy told the truth and Robin... he cried. Oh the poor little guy. Poor Robin!

Well, Piggy now get what she deserves.

JAZ! Another Cliffhanger?

I got to have another chapter please? I can't... (sniffs) Oh Robin! The poor thing!

MORRRRRRRRRRE!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Jaz! JAAAAAAZ! Come on, kid! This story has to continue. (pause)
I'm waaaaiting!

 

[lady piggy]

Jaz sweetheart , we would really appreciate if you would so kindly as to update this wonderful drama. We are dying to know what happens next.
(Waits with anticipation)....(gets tired of waiting)
UPDATE PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE!!!!!!!

 

[Misskermie]

OH MY GLOB YOU GUYS~!
FINE HERE'S THE UPDATE! GRRR!
LOL I'm joking, I'd be happy to update guys.
In fact, here goes it!
I think you'll really like this part...



So this was death row. The eerie feel of it made Piggy shudder. But in her mind, this is what she truely deserved... And... Kind of what she wanted. All she wanted was to make Robin happy again, and be united with her frog once again... If she ends up going the same place, of course. However the only bad thing about this was the cold feel of prison. Sure, she's been to prison an uncountable amount of times, but death row... Death Row was different. It was a lot colder... A lot scarier... Even for one of Piggy's caliber. Of course, she had to grin and bear it for everyone. Because by now, Robin had probably told everyone.




"--I can't believe she'd do that..." Fozzie said, as he shed a tear.
"I feel like this is my fault." Rowlf began. "If I hadn't shown Kermit those tabloid papers, none of this would ever had happened." He sighed.
"No Rowlf, none of this is your fault." Fozzie placed one furry hand on Kermit's nephew's small head. "If it's anyone's fault, its whoever wrote it's fault." He assured. Robin remained silent after explaining everything to the sweetest people he knew. He didn't hate her. He still loved her. Piggy still held a very special place in his heart. He forgave her. But then Robin began to think back...


"You killed Uncle Kermit!" I said.
But as I ran away from her,
she entered the police station.
After what she did, she couldn't have been trying to frame someone else.
I know how much Uncle Kermit and I mean to her,
And I know she'd do anything to make things right for the both of us...
So that could only mean...


Robin's silent thinking had stopped completely.
"She went to turn herself in!" Robin shouted suddenly.
Fozzie and Rowlf both gasped.
"What makes you say that?" The bear asked.
"You really think so?" Asked the dog.
Robin nodded. "I saw her walk into the police station as I ran away!" He explained.
Fozzie and Rowlf exchanged looks, as a sudden knock on the door made it's way to play. "I got it." Rowlf said, and headed for the door.



Well, back to death row... A mere few minutes remained until the porcine princess got a bacon brain. She had to admit, while it was the right thing to do, she WAS a little scared... Frightened actually. Death was not something to grin and bear, it was... It was something that you faced, but not necessarily bravely.
The guard came just as a few last request thoughts passed through Piggy's mind.
The guard led her to the room with the hot chair.
See took a seat as if it were a throne, and faced it bravely, even though it was very very terrifying. One guard placed a hand on the lever that activated the chair, and a second one strapped her in.
"Anything you want to say...?" The third one asked.
"Will you allow me to sing?"
All three officers glared at her.
"I guess not. Well if I can't sing, I just want to say that... I'm so sorry for what I've done. I loved Kermit very much. In fact I still do love Kermit very much. I wish that I didn't over-react so much..." Piggy shed a tear.
"That all?"
Piggy nodded.
Before the guard could pulled the lever, another one ran in.
"WAIT! STOP! She's been bailed out."
"She can't get bailed out for this!"
The guard handed the other one a piece of paper. He raised his eyebrows as he read. "I see. Unstrap the pig she's going home."
Piggy looked around her as she was being unstrapped. She had never felt such an odd mixture of relief and disappointment. She went to go change her clothes, and then the officers led her down the hall, to the waiting room. Once she arrived, she couldn't help but smile.
"K...Kermit?" She whispered.
"Hiho Piggy." He replied.





Raise your hand if you expected this.
If any of you raise your hands, I gotta step up my game.

 

[cjd874]

As has said on many occasions: HOLY MARACAS!!!
More pleeeeeeeaaassssseee!!!

 

[Misskermie]

AH HA HA HA~!
You guys' reactions are PRICELESS.
I am SO serious. In fact, you put me in like, the bestest mood ever. SO!
Next chapter, comin' right up guys~!






All Miss Piggy could do, was stare. Wide mouthed, but ecstatic the same time.
"Kermie, is that really vous?" She asked, her voice soft as it could get.
"Yes Piggy." He nodded.
There was a brief moment of silence in the air.
Then she ran up to him, and hugged him.
Kermit hugged her back, and placed a kiss on her cheek.
"Kermie, how are you... How are you even..."
"Alive?" Kermit asked.
Piggy nodded. She was anxious to know.
"I'll tell you in the car. I think those cops want us to leave." Kermit smiled. He took her hand and lead her outside to his car. Then opened her door for her, like a gentelman.
"Will you tell me now?" Piggy asked.
Kermit nodded.



Piggy, when you pushed me out the window, I was falling, but before I was done for, my collar was caught on a piece of iron, close enough to the ground. When my collar ripped a little, I few, and the anxiety caused me to pass out. Iguess once you realized what you had just done, you saw that I was on the ground already. Someone was already conveniently nearby to take me to the hospital. When people thought I was dead, I was still unconscious. So when you put me in that casket, I could get out as soon as I woke up.


"But how did you know I was here?" Piggy asked.
"Robin told me."
Those words chilled Piggy a little. What did he say? Robin was hurt at the time most likely, and... And who knows what could've happened.
"R-Really...?" Piggy asked.
Kermit nodded, and began to explain the situation.




Rowlf went to answer the door, as he was doing before.
As he opened it, he was met with a surprise.
"Kermit!"
This outburst caused both the bear and the frog to look up.
"Uncle KERMIT!!!" Robin ran up and leaped into his arms.
"Uncle Kermit you're alive!" He beamed.
"Yes Robin, I am. Uh... Where's Miss Piggy?"
"She went to turn herself in! Uncle Kermit, you have to hurry!"




"--And that's when I rushed to get you. Well we're home now."
Piggy smiled. Everything went better than expected.






Yes, I did get lazy.