RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[christyb]

*jumps at the slamming door.* Gaahh! It's dark in here. Anyone have a torch?

 

[The Count]

Sure thing. I have a solar-powered torch that'll work even in the dark, which is why it's a 5000 mile long torch. Bought it from those guys on Whose Line... Oh wait, no, don't have that with me.
Do have some floating candles if those help.

 

[theprawncracker]

Si, Si, Mr. Spooky Man de flying candles will help. Hokay?

It is so dark and cold in here, kind of like Piggy's heart right guys? he he he.

 

[christyb]

*tries to stifle a laugh* Candles would be great. That way we won't trip on these stairs.

 

[Beauregard]

What stairs?

Ahhh!

*trips and falls down stairs*

 

[christyb]

*stops and flinches as Scooter hits every step on the way down* You okay there?

 

[Beauregard]

I don't think I hurt my little toe...and that's all...

 

[The Count]

Sorry the candles didn't flicker on sooner.
*Takes candles out of carry-along coffin and flicks them on. There, that should be better. These babies are guaranteed to never go out and float in place guiding us along. Got 'em from my dealer on Shadow Street, a branching off of Magic School.
Well, at least those stairs won't be a problem for me since I walk with my walking stick at my side. *Approaches edge of stairs and descends with walking stick outstretched until landing at the bottom level.

Here we go Scooter. *Helps Scooter up again after the rest of Muppets have already come down the stairs.
So, where to now?

 

[theprawncracker]

Lead de way scary man, your guess is as good as mine. Hokay?

 

[The Count]

Sorry, but this isn't my story, it's Scooter's. So Scooter, lead on.